Overseller gets OWNED

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Angadude, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. #1
    This is why you shouldn't oversell.


    You are now chatting with LiveSupport (General Support)

    LiveSupport: Hello, Welcome to LENOVOhost Networks, How may I help you ?
    Anonymous: Hello, are you run by an Indian MD?
    LiveSupport: Yes we from India
    Anonymous: That's great to hear, I'm from Mumbai myself. Good to see the Indian hosting scene growing. I had a few questions about the service...
    LiveSupport: Yes your questions ?
    Anonymous: Firstly, why are you overselling the reseller plan? What is the REAL space I'm allowed to use?
    LiveSupport: We want a stable server You can use unlimited resource
    Anonymous: Are you sure? If I wish to have a hundred cron jobs per minute?
    Anonymous: Let's be realistic, tell me, how much could I use. I'm interested, really.
    LiveSupport: Sir you can use we should not cross the limit of CPU resource of %20
    LiveSupport: Per domain
    Anonymous: Hmm, so you have alloted 20% per domain?
    LiveSupport: Yes
    Anonymous: Which means you host only FIVE domains?
    LiveSupport: See i have a question to you
    Anonymous: sure.
    LiveSupport: Which website is most visited site in the world ?
    Anonymous: Google, maybe?
    LiveSupport: Then will google always uses $100 resource of the CPU ?
    LiveSupport: Sory %100
    LiveSupport: Then will google always uses %100 resource of the CPU ?
    Anonymous: Umm, actually, Google has server farms. They use IP allotment to ensure they don't use a 100%. Hows that related to this? Are you telling me you are legally stating, that if I upload a 100TB file, or write a PHP file that does that, you will still be fine with it?
    LiveSupport: Why not ?
    LiveSupport: What avg visitor of your website ?
    Anonymous: This is something NASA couldn't give me if I paid them 15$. Pretty nice... So other than overselling, you are also telling me I can create a 100TB file. Could I have a demo account?
    Anonymous: I'm very serious about entering the reseller market.
    LiveSupport: http://www.lenovohost.com/terms.php
    Anonymous: Do you have unlimited VPS accounts?
    LiveSupport: Here the TOS All should be under http://www.lenovohost.com/terms.php
    LiveSupport: No
    Anonymous: Ah, thank you. Which data center are you with? Where are your servers? Are you using another host, or do you host on your own?
    LiveSupport: Limestome networks We own our server
    Anonymous: Also, can I post this entire conversation on a forum? I wish to see if this would be recommended. Will help you with some publicity :) How many clients do you have?
    LiveSupport: That your wish I don have the permission to provide that information to you
    Anonymous: Very sorry, well thanks a lot. I'm yet to see such a nice support system anywhere. Thanks
    LiveSupport: Any Thing Else I Need To Assist You Sir ?
    Anonymous: Nothing, really, one last question. How many years have you been in the industry for?
    LiveSupport: We are in business for the past 3 years
    Anonymous: Very impressive. And lastly, your logo is misspelt, its "Designs", not "Desings". You cannot Desing the technology of tomorrow. It hasn't been sung yet.
    LiveSupport: We know but admin has specific reason behind it
    Anonymous: Hehe, maybe because people will remember the site, eh? They go like "What is desings, anyway? Good sense of humour, I should buy a hosting package" :D
    LiveSupport: Always welcome
    Anonymous: alright then, i'll be off. thanks a lot, i'll be back with a reseller
    LiveSupport: Thank you welcome have a nice day
    Anonymous: Hehe, thank you welcome. nice one. Thank you welcome you as well bye you.
     
    Angadude, Jul 31, 2009 IP
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  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #2
    Nothing Beats Capitalizing Every Word For Maximum Impact!

    This is so beautiful it almost makes me want to cry.

    :p
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    +REPZ :)
     
    Kerosene, Jul 31, 2009 IP
  3. SunHunter

    SunHunter Well-Known Member

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    "You cannot Desing the technology of tomorrow. It hasn't been sung yet." :D :D :D

    Although, the site does say "the technology of tomorrow" so it might make a *bit* of sense. I mean, if tomorrow refers to the future, and not the literal tomorrow...it could mean they're desinging the technology of the future (which is sung).
     
    SunHunter, Jul 31, 2009 IP
  4. Ibn Juferi

    Ibn Juferi Prominent Member

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    LOL this is funny stuff :D
     
    Ibn Juferi, Jul 31, 2009 IP