How To Make My Roomie Fat?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Emily Yee, Jul 28, 2009.

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    I have a roomie which I don't really like the way she smells because she rarely clean herself after a workout. I did complained but she accused me of being busybody.

    We don't share food. Hence, I am wondering how can I make her fat? :p In no time, of course.
     
    Emily Yee, Jul 28, 2009 IP
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    chandan123 Prominent Member

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    just use /hire some photoshop skills :p
     
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    Um... are you high?

    Why don't you just get a new room mate? It sounds like you are not compatible at all.
     
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    Emily....are you high? haha had to reiterate that :D

    Imagine how bad she will smell if she is fat! She will sweat more easily...trust me this is not a position you want to be in.

    Have some courage and tell her how you feel! If she uses the busy body excuse again just tell her that you are not able to live with her because of her lack of respect and then kick her smelly ass out!

    What's malaysia like btw? :D
     
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    Emily Yee Member

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    :p lol-ed

    i decided to move out anyway. still have to wait for 3 months coz I paid for 3 months deposit.

    I've been telling her over and over again, and stopped talking to each other for some time. Maybe it's rude to her for me to ask her to shower after working out.

    Malaysia? It's like summer all the time. Plus some rain sometimes.
     
    Emily Yee, Aug 2, 2009 IP
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    Well...... :rolleyes: I wouldnt want to be caught "high" there. :mad:

    :eek: 3 more month with a smelly room mate.. Ewww. Have you tried stop showering yourself.
     
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    Tamcake Active Member

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    Spray perfume on her while she is sleeping and maybe even her closet. Then pour a bottle on her workout clothes.
     
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    Karen May Jones Prominent Member

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    WHY would her odor cause you to want to make her fat?? Is she skinny? Why don't you eat a lot of beans and give her a dose of her own medicine? :p
     
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    Why is she working out? of course to make her slim so there's no way you can make her fat.

    Just ask the landlord to give you back what you've deposited and find another place- away from her.
     
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    Put "Weight Gain Powder" in her cereal box.
     
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    arunn Active Member

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    buy for her icecreams and those cheezles.. ;) they will make ur dream come true..

    but i dont get the logic of why to make her fat ? ( so that she gets lazy to go to workout at all !!! )

    bodyodour is very bad and its not busybody to ask to shower.. where in m'sia u live btw.. may be you can find a replacement to stay with her and find some fresh air.. thatz wat the people at my place ( aso m'sia ) do when u wanna switch..
     
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    Luc Active Member

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    Think twice: fat roommate = less space for you:D
     
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    Blow air into her body....

    She will then float like a boat.

    Oh! What a thought.:D
     
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    Funny Stuff on DP
     
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    ..or more girls for him...:rolleyes:
     
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    Mathon Peon

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    Haaaaaa-

    Do this
     
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    treat her all the food she like of all times to make her fat.
     
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    making her fat would just make her smell worse...glad you decided to move out though. Spread some rotten stuff on her things before you leave *evil grin*
     
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    #19
    Watch Malcom in the Middle, the episode where Hal makes his wife fat ;) Sugar is the key.
     
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    #20
    chocolates would be the best choice...
     
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