life of a software engineer

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by huzi, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. #1
    Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer...

    Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
    Husband: Bad command or filename.

    Wife: But I told you in the morning.
    Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

    Wife: What about my new TV?
    Husband: Variable not found ...

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
    Husband: Too many parameters ...

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: Data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband: It's by Default.

    Wife: What about your Salary?
    Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.

    Wife: What is my value in the family.
    Husband: Unknown Virus
     
    huzi, Jul 25, 2009 IP
  2. cupid007

    cupid007 Peon

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    #2
    LOL.... thats really nice one...
     
    cupid007, Jul 25, 2009 IP
  3. Live2Write

    Live2Write Active Member

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    #3
    These 3 in particular gave me good laugh! Thanks for the share.
     
    Live2Write, Jul 25, 2009 IP
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    real_skinner Notable Member

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    LOL... Wow..... This is really that almost made me fall off my chair....

     
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    #5
    +1 for this post, its awesome. haha.
     
    bioflare, Jul 25, 2009 IP
  6. huzi

    huzi Peon

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    #6
    I myself couldnt stop laffing when i was reading this... so i thot to share here with all... thanks
     
    huzi, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    #7
    haha, it was a gud one! :)
     
    nickz27, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    IMcruiser Banned

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    #8
    Hahaha very funny, thanks for sharing haha
     
    IMcruiser, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    akki313 Well-Known Member

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    #9
    Already created by me in underground and good to see this thread here too. Thanks :)
     
    akki313, Jul 26, 2009 IP
  10. huzi

    huzi Peon

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    #10
    oh i am so sorry i didnt knew you did had post it earlier...
     
    huzi, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    akki313 Well-Known Member

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    Not a problem mate... well... thanks for sharing this in entertainment too.. Many people must have missed at my time.. :p
     
    akki313, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    swiftsaves Well-Known Member

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    #12
    hahhaaha nice lolzzzzzzzzz
     
    swiftsaves, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    sampath kumar Active Member

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    #13
    Aha nice one.... it made me laugh, thanks for sharing...:cool:
     
    sampath kumar, Jul 26, 2009 IP
  14. huzi

    huzi Peon

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    #14
    i am sure now people who missed your thread will not missed your any new thread ;) and even i myself will not missed it ..... i did have post a new one in general chat with the title Dear Tech. hope you will like that too .... if you got any more like that pls share it too.... coz with busy life we seldom gets time to even laff loudly so sharing such jokes we could laff for sometime :)
     
    huzi, Jul 26, 2009 IP
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    #15
    lolzz good share :D :D
     
    mariesophy, Jul 27, 2009 IP
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    #16
    Thats really cool,
    Thanks for sharing it here.
     
    TIRTH, Jul 27, 2009 IP
  17. Project Mobius

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    #17
    sorry i'm a software developer myself and i didn't find it funny at all, not that i find it offensive....
     
    Project Mobius, Jul 27, 2009 IP
  18. huzi

    huzi Peon

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    Hello Project Mobius.

    I never meant to hurt your feelings or anyones anywhere. I am really sorry if you are hurt by my post or if you felt it bad. Next time will try not to hurt anyones feeling.
     
    huzi, Jul 28, 2009 IP
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    #19
    This is funny. It doesn`t matter if I `m a Software developer or not. That`s funny.
     
    tan2sie, Aug 3, 2009 IP
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    #20
    hahha.. gud quest..!!
    well... office means fun and work
    but @home too, u r sometimes too tied with the work, or ur interests, that your family seems u r ignoring them.
     
    yodayoz, Aug 5, 2009 IP