Need a "guy".. ?

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    I was watching Two and a Half Men once. I don't know if you watch it, but Charlie's antenna needed to be adjusted and his TV wouldn't work. So Alan got on the roof to fix it himself, because he didn't want Charlie to call "the guy" (ie: the antenna man). Of course, Alan fell off the roof and injured himself and for the rest of the episode the characters kept making references about "they guy". ie: Why didn't you just call "they guy"?

    So, I want to be that guy for you. The one you call when you need stuff fixed.

    I can do practically anything that is related to a website.

    I can hand code XHTML and CSS
    I can write PHP
    I can install scripts and databases
    I can write content
    I can do graphics
    I can make YouTube introductions (Just made one for $5.00)
    I can do SEO
    I can make templates
    I can adjust templates
    I can make templates from an image you provide
    I can make logos
    I can adjust forums so they match a website
    I can correct errors and problems on a website
    I write W3C standard code (Tables or Div's - doesn't matter)
    I can fix poorly made websites

    I can do practically anything. So, if you need a guy that's always around, please remember me. You can add me to your messenger or something and every time something comes up, just call me, send me a few bucks and I'll fix it.

    Is there anyone here that needs a guy like that?
     
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    What exactly is a Youtube introduction? I occasionally have people ask to have videos made, and I could use a guy for that.
     
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    Yea, well someone here today asked me to make them a video introduction for their YouTube account.

    He gave me a chance because I had no itrader points, but when I was done he was happy and paid me.

    I can make YouTube introductions. They are like a little theme at the beginning.

    It was only $5.00 because he provided the logo and the sound he wanted. I just had to put it all together which was easy.
     
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    I just received an infraction, because someone replied to this: "Can you repair my roof" (which was deleted in this thread).. so, to be friendly, I replied: "I can! Where do you live?".

    So, I just want to say to digital point.

    GO AND F*CK YOURSELF

    I am not going to waste my time with a forum that gives people infractions for absolutely nothing.

    Bye Bye everyone. Nice knowing you. I'll surely be banned for this.

    But I just don't want to build a reputation on a forum that treats people this way.

    All that will happen is that I will get more and more of those stupid infractions until I finally end up losing my temper and then I will be banned anyway. So, in consideration that DP treats people like insignificant dogs..

    Bye.
     
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    Infract This

    Ban me. Get it over with.

    Give me all the infractions you want then...

    Stupid forum.
     
    HirenP, Aug 14, 2009 IP
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