, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? (Borrowed from somewhere)
I always wondered that about chicken eggs... Gee, this ugly bird just crapped something... maybe I'll eat it.
The real question about cows is this... There are herds of wild horses in the world...running across vast stretches of wildnerness There are herds of buffalo doing the same.. Are there wild herds of cows just running free as a bird somewhere? If not...why are they only on farms. Same with chickens. How come you never see a field filled with wild chickens - as you would herons or turkeys or something. Why do they only exist on farms?
honestly... too much... and maybe try not ripping off the stand up comic you watched last night on Just for Laughs... atleast wait 2 days
Hey, look! A giant fat disgusting animal that smells horrid and just crapped right infront of me--I think I'll cook and eat it. We learned to eat this stuff to survive Willkommen zu Masse.
Ever wondered why it was only cow's milk....why not lion's or camel's or elephant. Maybe there are know answers to such question. The same as what came first chicken or an egg Or perhaps like Why did chicken cross the road
I've never milked an elephant before... but like Ben Stiller says on "Meet the parents" 'You can pretty much milk anything with nipples' so who knows... Maybe grab that Elephant by it's hard grey nips and give 'er