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some funny jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by abboodeh, Jun 23, 2009.

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    1. Losing all your friends



    Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

    He shoots his friend and kills him.

    Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'



    2. Brother wanted



    A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

    Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....



    3. Meaning of WIFE



    Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'

    Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'



    4. Importance of a period



    Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

    Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'



    5. Confident vs. confidential

    A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '

    Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '



    AND THE BEST ONE.



    6. Anger management?



    Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

    Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

    Husband: 'How does that help?'

    Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
     
    abboodeh, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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  2. Great Designer

    Great Designer Banned

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    #2
    Very very funny :eek: :D It made me laugh.
     
    Great Designer, Jun 23, 2009 IP
  3. fancymouj

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    You really deserve for +Rep. Thank you very much my friend because i was so bored few min ago, Now i really feel good.:)
     
    fancymouj, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    master-yoda Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Very good! The last one was the best. :eek:
     
    master-yoda, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #5
    its to funny hhahh
     
    fatimapk22, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #6
    Good one dude and the last one Toilet Brush aka Tooth Brush :p
     
    LbR, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    dipal76 Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Really funny jokes here.
    Third one is most like me.
     
    dipal76, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    abboodeh Well-Known Member

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    i'm so glad that you guys liked it :)
     
    abboodeh, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #9
    Those are pretty good.
     
    kdeans, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    I needed this. Thanks. Rep
     
    dfourss, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #11
    Thats funny.
     
    jonathanfigaro, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #12
    Very funny, thanks for sharing
     
    callkalpa, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #13
    LOL:D , the last one was the best, it really made me laugh... thanks for sharing...:cool::)
     
    sampath kumar, Jun 23, 2009 IP
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    #14
    kewl.........
     
    greatdipz, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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    Lol.. I like that first one a lot :D :D
     
    Bear Grylls, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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    #16
    lol~~~I like the last one ~~thanks
     
    Kevin1988, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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    #17
    great jokes...especially the first 2.......thanks for sharing.....:)
     
    maverick123, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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    #18
    Very funny, thanks for sharing
     
    anjalina, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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    aleale Well-Known Member

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    #19
    first four are old but last two are very good and fresh for me,
     
    aleale, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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    #20
    funny ha ha ha
     
    sara-90, Jun 24, 2009 IP
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