A Guide to what DP Posts _Really_ Mean

Discussion in 'AdSense' started by Adpubster, Jun 17, 2009.

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    I got banned for no reason - I clicked my own ads, I asked someone to click my ads, and/or I didn't bother to read the TOS/Program Policies and did something stupid that I wasn't supposed to.

    I've been doing a lot of research and decided to share my results - I found this website that had a two-year-old article on increasing your earnings, most of which is no longer allowed but I'm going to post it anyway because I need 50 posts to take part in DPs revenue-sharing program.

    Dude, what's ur niche? - My own site sucks and doesn't make any money and it looks like you got a lot from that one click so I want to know what your topic is so I can make a site about it.

    Dude, what's ur url? - My own site sucks and doesn't make any money and it looks like you got a lot from that one click so I want to copy your site.

    How much u earn in (insert day, month, or year)? - I still need a few more posts to get to 50 OR Now that I have 50 posts, I need to start some threads to get rich on revenue sharing. OR, I really want to know how much everyone makes but I've never heard of the concept of a search tool on DP.

    I got banned, can I get another account? - I want to see if I can break the record for the number of times I've been banned.

    Nice sharing - I have no idea what you just posted but a bunch of other posters are saying that it's a great share so I will too because I've only got 12 of the requisite 50 posts here.

    Is Adense Down? - I've never been to adsense.blogspot.com so I'm unaware of maintenance schedules. Not only that, but I don't really look before posting to see if 14 other people have started a similar thread.

    Adnsensne (sic) Sux - I thought all I had to do was copy a post about the new Nokia phone, put adsense on my site, and watch the dollars roll in but I've only made $0.03 from my MFA site.

    Suggest me adsense alternative - I just got banned from Adsense.

    What's better, bidvertiser or adbrite? - I just got banned from Adsense.

    Can I use trafficswarm to send visitors to my site? - I'm about to get banned from Adsense.

    Suggest topic for my blog - I'm too lazy to think and am hoping that someone here will be kind enough to tell me how to get started on my MFA site.

    Does arbitrage still work? - I've given up on content.

    Is 300 Adsense-Ready Sites for $50 a good deal? - I have no interest in doing any thing beneficial for the internet.

    Here's perfect ad layout, check out my mesothelioma blog! - I'm not making squat on this site and I'm so desperate for traffic that I'll spam my url here and hope someone clicks one of the ads.

    I have guarantee way of make you money with Adsense, PM me for details - Prepare to be spammed with affiliate links.

    Check out this screenshot of my earnings!!!!!!!! - I have just installed Photoshop and want to show you what I've been able to do with it.
     
    Adpubster, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  2. JKE

    JKE Peon

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    #2
    Majority of the crap here. :rolleyes:
     
    JKE, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  3. lifeplayer

    lifeplayer Notable Member

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    #3
    Great conclusion on all those adsense FAQ in DP.
    What i strongly agree is - I have guarantee way of make you money with Adsense, PM me for details - Prepare to be spammed with affiliate links.
     
    lifeplayer, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  4. jhsutton

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    #4
    nice share, lol! ;) only joking!
     
    jhsutton, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  5. mnoposter

    mnoposter Peon

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    #5
    You could say that again. Someone makes this post sticky please. ;)
     
    mnoposter, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  6. sidious1990

    sidious1990 Peon

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    #6
    Ha, you should turn this stuff into a dictionary - 'The DP Dictionary'

    Heres another:

    Made $500 in one day! - (see the last point for this one)

    Nice Share :D
     
    sidious1990, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  7. HydroJohn

    HydroJohn Active Member

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    #7
    Great share and typically sums up lots of AdSense users they forget without the traffic theres no money and often neglect there users due to AdSense greed.
     
    HydroJohn, Jun 17, 2009 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #8
    The stupid dictionary is a better name

    To many morrons around here
    And is sad that some think such crap is true :(
     
    w3bmaster, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  9. Bear Grylls

    Bear Grylls Banned

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    #9
    Haha.. I like this one..
    Lot of Fake screenshots pop up daily in BST section :rolleyes:
     
    Bear Grylls, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  10. spycraft

    spycraft Member

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    #10
    Hilarious! Great job!!! :)
     
    spycraft, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  11. adsenser

    adsenser Peon

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    #11
    Good one..My addition

    I'm making $2K weekly with abcde(some program). You too can earn! Join now ! - Plz Help me make some money, PLZZZZ
     
    adsenser, Jun 17, 2009 IP
  12. kentuckyslone

    kentuckyslone Notable Member

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    #12
    Here is another one to add to the glossary/dictionary:

    Need a website cloned
    Hello I need someone to steal my competitors website and design as I dont know how to do it myself.
     
    kentuckyslone, Jun 17, 2009 IP
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    #13
    haha, great thread!! Too funny
     
    Shrimpsey, Jun 18, 2009 IP
  14. wantbuy

    wantbuy Peon

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    #14
    this is the best thread I have read anywhere on the internet today

    you nailed it perfectly

    wish all the dumbasses that your post described would just get off the internet altogether and stop wasting all of our time
     
    wantbuy, Jun 18, 2009 IP
  15. Valkerie

    Valkerie Well-Known Member

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    #15
    I love this post. While some publishers honestly clueless, this pretty much nails it on the head.

    PS - Please check out my mesothelioma blog!:)

    V.
     
    Valkerie, Jun 19, 2009 IP
  16. jinglepoint

    jinglepoint Banned

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    #16
    hahaha very nice post... ok don't put me into this category.... I am over 50 posts! hehehe

    Nice sharing - I have no idea what you just posted but a bunch of other posters are saying that it's a great share so I will too because I've only got 12 of the requisite 50 posts here.
     
    jinglepoint, Aug 6, 2009 IP
  17. spaghett1

    spaghett1 Peon

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    #17
    There are lot of thread and category out there with sense, I don't know why you guys focus much here on Adsense category I bet you guys don't know that DP has also Buy and Sell, Marketing etc categories.. :D
     
    spaghett1, Aug 6, 2009 IP
  18. Ryan6

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    #18
    Made me laugh, should be thrown up as a sticky as someone else said. The fluff is still a big problem on DP, but this forum is still the best of the best for me.:D
     
    Ryan6, Aug 6, 2009 IP