How Many Of You Pee In A Bottle?

Welcome to da club!

Just try it...you'll fall in love. It's love at first urination.

 

hey ash1 first you may get your hands wet, but as in every sport or as in love, you gain experience in time and by practicing

 

I do not pee in a bottle to much but I ahve done it a few times when I have had to most of the time I just go to the bathroom.

 

This thread is really humourous and different. One of my friend shares his toilet with other tenants adjacent to his room. Whenever he finds a queue infront of toilet his immediate option is condom. He call it emergency rescue and encourages other mates to pee into condoms and throw them in toilet flush when they find time. He also explains how to make a knot to filled condom and safety precautions to be taken to safe guard the filled condom.

 

Using a condom to pee in!? LOL well now that's different, but I'll give it a try when I have to go and tell you my experience. I got a nice expired mint flavored one that I've been dieing to use, but obviously since it's expired I can't use it...so might as well make some use out of it LOL.

 

I hope Shawn gets involved in this thread and votes.
I bet he does it all the time.

 

Dude, i really want to get some of your crack...i have never been this high

 

Toward the end of a house party at Ohio State (many years ago) I had just come down the stairs and see a guy standing by the wall pissing into the heater vent. I yell "Hey!" He just looked over his shoulder with a perturbed look on his face. So I run over and yell "Hey!! Shut it off!!!" slamming him in the shoulder with a flat hand. This just caused him to bounce of the wall and miss his mark. Giving me a really annoyed look...like "See what you made me do?!" The dude was completely wasted...nobody in the house knew him...a stranger crashing the party for free beer...common enough in those days. Then he couldn't understand why I was insisting that he leave! A little later I noticed he was sleeping in the front yard. But there were bodies crashed all over the house that morning. Surprising I have any brain cells left at all!

 

hahahaaaa, i would have banned you if i were him

 

According to a story today, so many truckers are doing it its become an epedemic:

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=370573

 

Its easier for guys. I dont think gals do it (difficult 4 them)

 

Trucker bombs....ROFL

 

While I was waiting in the drivethru at Jack in the Box I pissed my pants.

 

I don't think I ever answered the question Yes I have And I'm damn proud of it

 

once peed in a bottle and sold it as 12 year old wine.

 

hahaha i've never pissed in a bottle.

but do you know you guys should try? stop your piss halfway through and it will hurt like a corvette hitting a brick wall.

 

I have done this, but not becuase I wanted to, I had to, my sister was in the bathroom taking a shower, and I had to go, so I grabed a bag, and blam, let it go, used napkins as tp, haha.

 

I admit I have pee'd in a bottle a few times, but not for your reasons Your reason is cause you cant be bothered going to the toilet I have done it a few times when in a poker tourny and cant wait until the break, due to me drinking loads of water anyway, and its at important stage so I cant miss any rounds, a empty drinks btl comes in handy then and then throw it out afterwards. Either lose out on money at poker game, or use a btl, easy choice Its not a bad thing, when in hospital I had a nurse come and help me pee in a bottle during the night due to broken leg, was nice

Generally though I enjoy using the toilet.

 

Ya know. WAY too much information has been put into this thread. Stuff I didn't want to know, read, hear, or visualize is seeping into my brain. The horrors.

 

How many times have you read this thread? Everytime I click on your profile it says, " Viewing Thread - How Many Of You Pee In A Bottle?"