21 Reasons How Happy iz Life Wid Out GirlFriend

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by submissionguru, May 8, 2009.

  1. #1
    1. You can stare at any Girl.......

    2. You don't have to spend money on her.

    3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

    4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

    5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

    6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

    7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

    8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

    9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

    10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

    11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

    12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

    13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

    14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

    15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

    16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

    17. No nonstop nonsense.

    18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

    19. No tension.

    20. You can be "urself"

    21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

     
    submissionguru, May 8, 2009 IP
  2. leonhang

    leonhang Peon

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    #2
    Nice list!
    This makes me think that you are some kind of that "kind" of guy.
     
    leonhang, May 8, 2009 IP
  3. darubio

    darubio Guest

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    #3
    pretty good list but i think getting laid with a girl is a lot better :p
     
    darubio, May 8, 2009 IP
  4. pipes

    pipes Prominent Member

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    Im without a girlfriend so il go along with this. :)
     
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  5. Michael T.

    Michael T. Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Nice list,but it is better when you have a GF and have someone that you love.;)
     
    Michael T., May 8, 2009 IP
  6. free3dart

    free3dart Active Member

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    #6
    If everyone follows these, humanity will be extinct.
     
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  7. cchetanonline

    cchetanonline Banned

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    Yeee.... I am happy and Coooolll :D ..
     
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    cessvergara Banned

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    #8
    happiness is girlfriend! LOL
     
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  9. illspirit

    illspirit Active Member

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    #9
    Mess around a bit, then leave them.
     
    illspirit, May 8, 2009 IP
  10. jezzz

    jezzz Notable Member

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    Great list! I m impressed.... Also i feel proud to be not having any girlfriend in life!
     
    jezzz, May 8, 2009 IP
  11. meryhill

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    For sure there will be a time you will need the tenderness of a girl and then you will feel you are so important for a lovely girl. A girl who loves really doesn´t need anything else but your sincere love too. So if you don´t have a girlfriend yet it is because you don´t want to be loved cinrelly yet.:)
     
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  12. dglas

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    #12
    sometimes it's so lonely when you have nobody to hold hands with
     
    dglas, May 8, 2009 IP