Don't Try to PRETEND to be from USA! Why do outsourcers LIE LIKE THIS (true story)

I have changed the name to protect his privacy

This is a true story, just happened, because i posted for help on a vb forum to be restored.

How funny (interestingly ironic) this guy thinks an american won't know another american or someone who IS NOT!

we spot phoneys A MILE AWAY!


Here is the log of what happened


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:17 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: hello
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:18 PM] I GROW Your Biz: hi
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:18 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: you needed help with vbulletin
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:18 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: ¿?


This was my first clue....the upside down question mark...is NOT ON ANY STANDARD AMERICAN KEYBOARD
So they obviously have a non-standard keyboard, made for another language. He typed them with one keystroke (they came up quickly)

Sure its possible its a macro, or button etc...but 99% of americans won't have (or need) it at their disposal.


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:18 PM] I GROW Your Biz: which one are you referring to?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: wth more vbulletin
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: work
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM] I GROW Your Biz: yes i am trying to restore a database
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: k
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM] I GROW Your Biz: and then ultimately transfer from one vb to the next
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM] I GROW Your Biz: what kind of experience do you have?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: tell me exactly

Was Next clue...a phrase often said by non-americans


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: u want met
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: to backup it from mysql
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: then upload
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:20 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: to another host
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: with the new forum
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: right
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: or explain
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: well i have done many vbulletin forums i am pro

Not that many americans don't also have bad grammar...but that got me thinking...

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: for example
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: www.PRIVATE.com
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:21 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: www.PRIVATE.com one of new ones i have made
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:22 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: www.PRIVATE.com
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:22 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: i made it in spanish last year
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:22 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: and others
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:23 PM] I GROW Your Biz: ok first i need the old forum restored
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:23 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: k
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:23 PM] I GROW Your Biz: where are you located?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:23 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: us

Most americans would have said "USA" or "america" or "the states"


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM] I GROW Your Biz: what state?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: texas
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM] I GROW Your Biz: cool, what part?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: el paso
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM] I GROW Your Biz: your on the water?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: n u
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM] I GROW Your Biz: florida
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: now i am in the desert
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: lol
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:24 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: no beach

he passed THAT part...but here is where it gets hilariously interesting...

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] I GROW Your Biz: lots of tigers in the desert over there i hear
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: yes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: true

WHAT???? TRUE???

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: hey can we talk through
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: yahoo
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: i believe i added you
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: i adde dyou by msn
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM]WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!: cya there

OK SO I AM DYING LAUGHING so he IM's me from another messenger:


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: hello
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: by msn
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] i G R O W your Biz: hi
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: hi
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] i G R O W your Biz: are you scared to live in elpaso
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:25 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: not really
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: i live for long time

OK so he is insisting he is a long time resident of el paso, so i push the test

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] i G R O W your Biz: i heard a lady just got attacked in her home by a tiger
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] i G R O W your Biz: do you ahve a gun?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: yes

Probably being a texan sure theire is a gun....but cmon...for TIGERS????

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: of course
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] i G R O W your Biz: have you seen any of the tigers out there?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: not really
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: never
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: to tell u the truth
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: i guess u just get lucky

I GUESS...I mean, you know with all the TIGER ATTACKS!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:26 PM] i G R O W your Biz: yah i guess
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] i G R O W your Biz: u know if flordia we have alligators a lot, im not sure what would be worse
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: happy earth day btw


EARTH DAY? WHO SAYS THAT??? ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU ARE TRYING TO HARD


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] i G R O W your Biz: a tiger attack or a gator attack
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: hmm
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] i G R O W your Biz: has anyone in your village been killed by a tiger?

OK so any american would have been like WTH? "village"??? not to mention it would finally click
I don't know jack about texas, el paso, the desert or how people don't get attacked by the famous el paso TIGER!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: not really
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] i G R O W your Biz: how old are you?

Last chance to redeem, maybe its a kid that doesnt know any better.

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 23 n u
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] i G R O W your Biz: 36
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:27 PM] i G R O W your Biz: 35 sorry
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] i G R O W your Biz: whats your phone number?

FINAL TEST!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 5662430
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] i G R O W your Biz: area code?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 916

THATS A CALIFORNIA AREA CODE

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] i G R O W your Biz: whats your name?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: oscar
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:28 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: n urs
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] i G R O W your Biz: i am about to call you
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] i G R O W your Biz: whered did you get your phone by the way?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] i G R O W your Biz: did u live somewhere else?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: just kidding
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: i dont have phone
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: only cellphone
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: no phone in my part

OH NOW YOUR "kidding" right..you mean you lied this whole time. SO I lay it all out.

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] i G R O W your Biz: whats your ZIP code?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:29 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 79930
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:30 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: why u saking so many questions ¿?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:30 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: u want to kidnap me
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:30 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: or something
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:30 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: lol
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:30 PM] i G R O W your Biz: honestly
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:30 PM] i G R O W your Biz: i think you are lying and do not live in el paso texas "US" as you said
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: why
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] i G R O W your Biz: do you live there or not?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: yes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] i G R O W your Biz: because any american who saw this conversation would die laughing at you
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: why
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 79930 is el paso zipcode man
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: u crazy or what
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:31 PM] i G R O W your Biz: yah, cuz you actually looked one up
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:32 PM] i G R O W your Biz: but that area code for the phone number is not
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:32 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 566 is staring number from there
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:32 PM] i G R O W your Biz: uh-huh
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:32 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: and are number is
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:32 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: 915 man
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:32 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: of course its truy
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: let me guess...you are from india..right?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: no
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: american
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: right....
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: the stars at night, are big and bright....
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: finish it
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: well?

HE TOOK TO LONG TO ANSWER!
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: get off google
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: deep in the heart
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] i G R O W your Biz: and finish it
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:33 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: of texas
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: etc
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: etc

It was clearly a "look up"

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] i G R O W your Biz: uh huh
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: remeber
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: that texas
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: has i big
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: star in the mountain
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: how would i know that
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: and flashes sometimes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] i G R O W your Biz: wikipedia
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: let me see
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: what else i can tell u
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] i G R O W your Biz: anyway, not interested in you...thanks
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: cielo vista mall
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:34 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: basset center
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:35 PM] i G R O W your Biz: yah..and tigers
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:35 PM] i G R O W your Biz: whatever...good bye
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:35 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: tigers
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:35 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: ¿?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:35 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: what
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:35 PM] WHAT A FAKER - NOT USA!@hotmail.com: u mean

SO I ended the conversation, and more importantly...moved on to the next coder


I have no problem with people working for me from overseas

BUT I HATE LIARS!!!!!!

 

ok so now he comes with a different screen name account

i am of course skeptical of ANYONEright now

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:41 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: Hello
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:42 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: You need help with vbulletin
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:42 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: restor
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:42 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: restore
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:42 PM] i G R O W your Biz: yes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:42 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: k
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:42 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: then
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:43 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: lets talk about
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:43 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: what you need to be done
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:44 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: hello r u there
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:45 PM] i G R O W your Biz: yah - hold please
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:45 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: ok
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:50 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: are u very busy
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:54 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: hello
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:54 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: you have left me here
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:54 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: waiting
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:56 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: k bye
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:56 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: have a niced ay
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:57 PM] i G R O W your Biz: where are you from?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:57 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: from panama
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:57 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: rep panama

He paused...but interesting answer

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:57 PM] i G R O W your Biz: cool
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:57 PM] i G R O W your Biz: whats your experience?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:58 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i am expert in vbulletin and good in making hostin sites and some designing and script installing

man that sounds like the other guy i spoke too....maybe he would be dumb enough to show me same web links

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:59 PM] i G R O W your Biz: do you have examples of sites you have worked on?

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:59 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: vbulletin sites yes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:59 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i made
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 17:59 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: PRIVATE.com
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:00 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: PRIVATE.info
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:00 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: a few years ago
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:01 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: PRIVATE.com
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:01 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: and more
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:02 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: is that all you need
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:02 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: sir

I GUESS NOT

Now in Panama, some folk speak spanish...lets see. This might cause him to giveaway the spanish site he showed me on other IM

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:02 PM] i G R O W your Biz: hablas espanol?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: no
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: only know some word

awww, oh well, guess he is getting smart

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: really i lived
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: in usa
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: 5 years
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] i G R O W your Biz: where?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: ago
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:03 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: but moved
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: califronia

DOH!! NOW I KNOW IM GONNA GET HIM!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] i G R O W your Biz: oh cool
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] i G R O W your Biz: i have friends there, what part?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: alpine

Interesting choice

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] i G R O W your Biz: did you like it?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: yes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: but moved
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: for my parents
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:04 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: so now i am here
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: and decide to stay here
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] i G R O W your Biz: ok
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] i G R O W your Biz: did you move cuz of all the tornadoes?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: not really
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: my dad got a job here
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] i G R O W your Biz: they get hit every year it seems
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: true
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:05 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: but not the cause
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:06 PM] i G R O W your Biz: was it cuz of the gangs?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:06 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: no
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:06 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: is i said

he didn't bit.....but "is as I said" is a common word OVERSEAS not in america

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:06 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: before my dad got job here then
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] i G R O W your Biz: how old are you?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: 27
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] i G R O W your Biz: what school did you go to in alpine?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: five years ago
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] i G R O W your Biz: yes
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i wasnt it alpine
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i was 22
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i me an in school
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:07 PM] i G R O W your Biz: where were you before that
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: no i mean in shcool
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: not alpine
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: my mistake
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] i G R O W your Biz: where did you live before alpine?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: no i mean
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i wasnt in school 5 years ago
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i wrote alpine instead

SO he keeps avoiding...i guess to look up in GOOGLE!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] i G R O W your Biz: and i asked whre you lived before you live in alpine
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: by accident
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:08 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: in alpone
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: alpine
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] i G R O W your Biz: ok so what school did you go to in alpine?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] i G R O W your Biz: ?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: university
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: or higschool
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] i G R O W your Biz: middle and high

well...ANSWER!!!
Taking a long time to answer....should be an easy to remember question!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: Alumni

Finally...but "alumni" is not the name of a school, its what you BECOME...lol guess that google search got you confused!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:09 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: highschool
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:10 PM] i G R O W your Biz: and...?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:10 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: middile


[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:10 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: Joan
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:10 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: Mac Queen

OK so, I know JACK about alpine, but let me throw this monkey wrench in.

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] i G R O W your Biz: those are on opposite sides of town? why so far?

anyone FROM alpine, would have defended locations or spoke of someting...instead, he obviosly makes this up.

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: beacuse
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: we moved form houses
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: and that school
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: was better
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: and closest to my housr
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i have always been moving
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:11 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: i dunno why
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: maybe next year i will be in japan
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: lol
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] i G R O W your Biz: you are that wild guy again arent you
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: what wild guy
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: ?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] i G R O W your Biz: you know what i mean, i already told you on the last im
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: excuse me
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] i G R O W your Biz: ok i guess its possible to have two liars

HERE I GO!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:12 PM] i G R O W your Biz: you never lived in alpine did you
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:13 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: what two liars
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:13 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: what are you talking about
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:13 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: please explain
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:13 PM] i G R O W your Biz: what was your school mascot for "alumni" high?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] i G R O W your Biz: well?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: first off all
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] i G R O W your Biz: its not that long ago..what is it
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: why are you asking
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: so many questions about my life
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] i G R O W your Biz: because you are lying, and i want you to know ....I REALIZE you are lying
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] i G R O W your Biz: answer the question and i wont ask you any more questions, and you can get to work
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:14 PM] i G R O W your Biz: you said you went to Alumni High School in Alpine, CA....what was your school mascot?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: we didnt have one

I guess with a name like "ALUMNI" there are no mascots! lol

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: and what
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: are u talking
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] i G R O W your Biz: lol
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: about
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] i G R O W your Biz: no mascot huh?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: alumini
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: ?¿

AND THE PROOF!!! without realizing it, his keyboard GAVE HIM AWAY!

[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] i G R O W your Biz: what were your school colors?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: what is that alumini thing
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:15 PM] i G R O W your Biz: ahhhh the double question marks! YOU ARE HIM!
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:16 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: what double question marks
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:16 PM] i G R O W your Biz: thought you could fool me eh, i know its you...and you still don't get the job
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:16 PM] i G R O W your Biz: hehehe
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:16 PM] i G R O W your Biz: bye!
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:16 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com: are u crazy man?
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:17 PM] STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com[/email]: you are crazy
[Wednesday, April 22, 2009 18:17 PM]STILL FAKING USA!@hotmail.com[/email]: man bye


JUST TELL THE TRUTH PEOPLE!!!!

 

I know some Americans that speak no English, this is offensive....

EDIT: sorry didnt read the part where he said he lied, my bad.

 

Seriously, it was a fun read.
I was about to go to sleep and saw you post this.
Nice read indeed. Rep added.

 

I think you're a bit obsessive to be honest, I mean who gives a shite really? He was probably Hispanic or something and thought you were being a weirdo talking about tigers all the time.

 

That's a good read man! I hate when people try to be a nationality that they are not also. About the upside down question mark though, I have an international keyboard that I use for school so sometimes I accidently hit one of the wrong keys. I think the dude was lyin though.

 

ROFL that was a great read...

ShiftChip, being an American and not being able to speak English is completely different to lying about where you are from.

Astroman, I don't think it's the fact that the guy is not from the US but rather the fact that he was lying about it. If he was willing to lie about that would you really want to give him access to your data, logins, passwords, etc?

 

ok anyone who knows me knows i hire people from

america
philippines
india
pakistan
egypt

and probably others where i don't bother to find out

I DONT CARE WHERE YOU ARE FROM...but you have to be honest

the sites he showed me as demo's were

porn and warez

then he lies....that's why i didn't hire him

If he said, I am from MARS...if he could do the job..FINE!

its a trust thing. again, sometimes it just jumps out at me...tonight this guy seemed disgenuine

call it my spidey sense...doesnt happen all the time...and i have paid slackers, scammers, criminals etc many times without knowing...but if I know..that would make me stupid to move forward

the humor is his attempt to be something he is not

Tigers in Texas..attacking villagers...indeed

Just thinking about it has me laughing!

 

There was another similar incident that happened with me. This guy is now banned from the forum. He had an American ID and I hired this guy to share some article writing workload with me. When he gave me his Paypal ID, he had an Asian name and his address was based out at Malaysia. That's when I realized that a lot of people here are faking being Americans.

 

thats my point... usually a scammer lies like that.

I don't understand...whats the point

be where you are, if you don't like your country move, but why pretend?

 

He's a scammer with an IQ of a toddler

 

, he did research before he talks to you for the second time...
LOL...

 

Firstly it really frustrate me to the max when xyz cannot speak/type proper English & promise to offer you content writing services, seo services, script installations, etc.

Second what irritates me to the max is what you just mentioned above; Nationality nonsense! People aren't racist, they tend to become racist if you lie or try to portray something you aren't!

I am a Indian, I have freelancers working for me from Pakistan, India, UK, USA, Australia and more. I only ask from where are you when I need to have a telephonic conversation.

If you are a 'Pro' at your stuff trust me no one is concerned that who are you and where are you from!

 

100% RIGHT!

i gave you rep

 

Nice Catch LOL.

But why exactly these countries ?

 

I am loving the discussion in this thread.The funny thing is, people don't actually realize that they might be caught lying. I think one needs to remember that "He who dies with the most toys...still dies"- so why the fear and why the lies!

 

This alone is a hint. How many towns/cities are there in da 'us'? Now, how many populer songs are there that have both a city and state name in da song. Probably just one. Many Americans will recognize dis...

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl....

 

exactly, which is why i immediately went with the "tigers" to see if he truly understood the makeup of a large city like el paso.

 

This is funny lmaooo

 

I'm one of the people who use "US". Sometimes I add the periods "U.S." in conversation. Recently I started using USA though because us does look confusing when you stop and look at it.

That's all I need right there.
Any variation of that or "to be honest" immediately raises red flags with me no matter what we're talking about.
Why would anyone being honest, feel the need to let me know they're being honest ?
Being honest kinda goes without saying, so to speak.

Another red flag is when someone either immediately before or immediately after telling you something, tells you something percieved to be negative that the thing they're telling you is not.

Come on, the deception is so obvious that the person noticed, caught themselves, and felt the need to switch it around.