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Raped By Elephant

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by rakesh.gupta1974, Mar 23, 2009.

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    This guy has been raped by an Elephant and rushes to a Doctor.

    The Doctor asks him to bend over so he can examine his Rear. After the examination the doctor says," man your Anus is 12 inches wide, how come. I was given to understand that Elephants have Thin Long Penis's."

    "Yeah", says the man, "But he fingered me first." :D :D :D
     
    rakesh.gupta1974, Mar 23, 2009 IP
  2. rakesh.gupta1974

    rakesh.gupta1974 Peon

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    :D :D :D A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

    He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

    She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
     
    rakesh.gupta1974, Mar 23, 2009 IP
  3. Oranges

    Oranges Active Member

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    lol, You could have given your Signature Joke website Refrence Link as well:p
    Nice one anyway.
     
    Oranges, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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    The best one I ever read.
     
    monica_barbara, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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    ksb2050 Well-Known Member

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    ROFL

    it was ok...
     
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    pavan6993 Peon

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    I feel the topic about the joke is really related to the title(Raped By Elephant)
     
    pavan6993, Mar 23, 2009 IP
  7. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    ROFLMAO hahahahaha you made my day haha
     
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    Refresher Notable Member

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    God...my stomach aches..:D it was really GOOD ;) Keep posting :p
     
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    rypher21 Active Member

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    lol..that's really funny.. :D
     
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    hahahaha.... that was really funny... thanks
     
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    bunty_cms Banned

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    #11
    Well both jokes are realy nice.
     
    bunty_cms, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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    #12
    When I saw the title I thought it was some kind of quirky news story.

    I am an idiot.

    I liked the second joke a lot though, lol.
     
    AMac08, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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    Rofl Very Funny Nice One thats Something New
     
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    dc0ded Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Really nice jokes. :)
     
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    Anymore? i like the more funny mature ones lol... not like some of the childish rubbish posted on here ha!!

    Regrds,
    B.
     
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    lol, thanks for the chuckle. :D
    But don't stop, I want to hear more !
     
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    esidyo Peon

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    lol what a funny joke :p

    ---

    Girl: A mobile has stuck in my vagina and it was vibrating real hard!
    Doctor: Don't worry, I will remove it..
    Girl: No, Just recharge the battery of the cell phone
     
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    Hahahaha....amazing "But he fingered me first" :D:D:D:D
     
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    The Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar.
    They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..
    They get back to his place, And as he shows her around his apartment,
    She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
    There are three shelves in the bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute, Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
    In rows, covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, And she was immediately touched By the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
    Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,
    And huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy To have such a large collection of Teddy Bears,
    She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, But doesn't mention this to him.
    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,After awhile, she finds herself thinking,
    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future Father of my children?'
    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
    And he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom Where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, More creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, They are lying there together in the afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'
    The guy gently smiles at her, Strokes her cheek, Looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
    'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
     
    Bradders, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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