I know the recession is tough, I only need a penny

One red cent won't get you a cup of coffee or a doughnut anymore. Many people, won't even bother to pick them up. But even as the dollar continues to fall, and getting your message out seems to be getting harder and harder, one little red cent is all it takes to get the word out. 10 cents for 10 words, and $10.00 can describe the complete picture. So pick up those pennies when you see them, and contact me.... I've got words, and at only a penny, you might want to hurry.

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Rewrites at an unheard of, amazing .5 cent a word! Work me like a dog!

PM or YM

 

Can you PM me your work sample?

 

Bingo/Casino/Poker/Sportsbetting?

If so - PM me please.

 

Important Update!!! 9 lbs, 4 oz, boy. 9:13 this morning. I am so proud!

I think I might need a little more than a penny a word soon though. Any genre, any topic... add 5 bucks and I will turn my writing into an e-book in your name, complete with cover graphics.

Awaiting your orders, bottle in hand... (you guess what type). Get your orders in while it is still so cheap. I have to start planning for his college fund soon.

And no, this is not a spam ploy... This is my 3rd boy. I also have a beautiful little girl.

 

Got my short articles. Good service.

 

Please PM a sample. Also what is your current turn time?

 

LOL great sales pitch!

Congrats on your new baby boy... you've now been sentenced to the next 18 (if you're lucky) years of your life. LOL


Will keep you in mind for sure.

 

There is a legendary story about a King named Midas who turns everything he touches into gold. At first this unique ability seems to provide him with everything his wildest dreams could imagine, but soon his dream turned into a nightmare. I think that most of you will recognize this tale, as well as the lesson it teaches. Sometimes the things we think we want and need are not really what we expected, and to be realistic with our desires.

I have not turned anyone I love into a golden statue or gone hungry due to turning my food to gold, but I have found that I have the "Midas Touch" nonetheless.

All the content I touch seems to turn websites into gold and clients into reorder fanatics!

First of all, thank you for all of the congrats on the new baby, PMs, emails, and large article orders. Doing business with everyone on DP has been, and hopefully will continue to be, fun and profitable.

MY PENNY CONTENT SOLD LIKE HOTCAKES and was the rage with all purchasers. It has come to the point that realistically, without some modification to my current order taking and fulfillment system, I can not continue to provide this great offer forever and still promise fast turnaround times for everyone. So I am making a major announcement!

Due to this overwhelming popular demand, and being "pleasantly swamped" with content services orders I will be forced to raise my prices by at least 100% in the future, so that I can keep up with the order volume with reasonable turnaround and still turn a profit.

Although it has been a huge success, too much of a good thing has its limits of sustainability.

Before I raise my prices or turn anyone away though, I would like to make a major one time concession for those who have already contacted me, and for the others that were looking forward to getting my high quality, original content at the rock bottom price of one cent per word and rewrites for two words a penny.

All of the people who have contacted me earlier will have their special pricing locked in, and will get all of the work they want done for 1 cent a word as long as they want to be my clients.

But for everyone else, as I said before, due to the law of supply and demand, I will, in my future thread, raise my dirt cheap content prices to something more respectable and worthy of the quality content I provide.

Everyone on DP who is not already my client, gets a one-time, solitary last chance to obtain penny word content from me for their online projects.

I will honor this price for all orders you send me via my DP email (not PM) from now until my new thread is published on Tuesday afternoon at 2PM. Any and all content orders, quote requests and questions collected via my newly listed DP email address will fulfilled on a first come, first serve basis.*

Once the new thread is up on Tuesday, its all over, and I will return my email address back to my usual contact email, ending this sale forever, (except for those whom are currently already my content service clients), so act fast to get your content order into the queue at this super low price.

This is a fantastic opportunity for those that would like to lock in a great price for my much sought after content creation services. Your order must be in queue before I post a single word of my new trade thread, offering my quality content at regular price which will be published as soon as I have no penny orders left to complete.

The more work you guys put into queue, the more work you get done at a penny a word. Once the new thread goes up, and all of the previously queued work is finished, so is my penny pricing.

*The queue may start to get long initially, so I have added a little surprise tip that anyone can easily follow that will move your content order request to the very top of the queue for faster turnaround, even in front of some of my current clients. Just send me an email via my DP profile and I will tell you what it is.

Remember, all it takes is one email to lock in your penny pricing before it is gone forever.

I look forward to hearing from you all. I have to get back to work.

Timothy W. Crane

 

That's quite a pitch. You just reeled me in. Will contact you via pm with the details of the articles that I need.

 

timothy is one of the best article writers here.....i am spellbound by his articles..
thanks...

 

This trade thread is now closed to future orders! My new thread will be delayed by at least one day due to the wonderful response to my last minute offer to extend my penny sale. I will resume taking new business after the current queue is empty. Thank You.