How NOT to name your company's website

http://www.alenconline.com/

 

Yeah, word mergers for this purpose are a big no-no. Whoever's idea this was should be examined by a doctor.

 

am i missing something? I don't see any weird combos in there?

 

to me it seems like ALANCO is the brand name and they've mashed it up with "online". I wish CalGuy would have been a little more specific, I may be totally off base.

 

I thought he was referring to the "con" in the middle or something *shrug*

These are unfortunate domain names!
http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/

 

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

 

Don't just post what someone has already linked too ¬¬

 

lorien1973, that was great. I knew about the Penisland/Pen Island one but I didnt know about the others.

 

LMAO...hahahaha

those are just hilarious..especialy #8

BTW, to the thread starter, I've been to that site b4.. its not near as bad as these ^...lol but I'm from Kansas

 

Was enough for me the squirt cheap cola from my nose when my boss wasnt looking!

 

OP, I still don't get it? Why is that bad?

 

I'm guessing it has something to do with the word 'con'.

Anyone read the blog about how to make money by Gary Conn? Still make me chuckle.

 

alens conline lol ring him for a good con!!

Also you can have a good gas and heating website

gasheating.com lol

 

the problem si that the company is called ALENCO online and they have merged the two o's into one. There lies the confusion. Wrong name and wrong choice of website. kansas-alenco.com or alenco-windows would be better

 

Superb!

 

Who doesn't want power genitalia? I think I've seen late night informercials about that.

Dan

 

Took me a while to get it, but when I did, I cranked up!!