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What a woman really wants?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kittyluver, Jan 3, 2009.

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    Please read the following story and answer my query...

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
    Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.


    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.


    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
    He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
    But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"

    She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
    Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
    And so it was.
    The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
    And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.


    The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
    But, what a sight awaited him..
    The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
    The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
    The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
    "Which would you prefer? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day ..... or at night?"

    Lancelot pondered the predicament.
    During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
    But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
    Or,
    Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
    But by night a beautiful woman for him to share his thoughts, intimate moments with?


    (If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
    (If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?

    What Lancelot chose will be disclosed after couple of days. Let us see who answered correctly as LANCET...
     
    kittyluver, Jan 3, 2009 IP
  2. WKropps

    WKropps Peon

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    #2
    Witch during the day.. Hotty by night
     
    WKropps, Jan 3, 2009 IP
  3. blaineglynn

    blaineglynn Member

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    #3
    I'm sure it would be a witch during the day an beautiful at night, this way no one would want to steal his new wife and would have something great to come home to.
     
    blaineglynn, Jan 3, 2009 IP
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    I don't care what others think about my woman. Besides, I am not home during the day :) I go with night beauty!
     
    joplumber, Jan 3, 2009 IP
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    I say night beauty as well.
     
    growled, Jan 3, 2009 IP
  6. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    #6
    Most of the men are Jealous to show their woman's beauty in day time.

    Let us see how many of you opting the second one
     
    kittyluver, Jan 3, 2009 IP
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    yutonggu Peon

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    #7
    i second that, every men is going to choose the second option
     
    yutonggu, Jan 3, 2009 IP
  8. chethan2k4

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    NIght beauty for sure!
     
    chethan2k4, Jan 3, 2009 IP
  9. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #9
    It depends. Would the witch be willing to do chores and household work during the day?

    If so, then we've got a deal.
     
    Ikaruga, Jan 3, 2009 IP
  10. BigBwoy

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    Beautiful @ night of course :D
     
    BigBwoy, Jan 4, 2009 IP
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    I will choose beauty on Day as well as in night
     
    performer, Jan 4, 2009 IP
  12. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    It's not the option. You ought to select either one. Most of us willing to select both. BTW, I do want to know the real answer. Lancet is a wise guy.
     
    kittyluver, Jan 4, 2009 IP
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    aleale Well-Known Member

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    #13
    i will go with second option
     
    aleale, Jan 4, 2009 IP
  14. blueleaf

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    #14
    I hv already read it somewhere, and I know what that option was. Waiting for someone to tell the right answer. Let us see.....
     
    blueleaf, Jan 5, 2009 IP
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    Worldpeace1988 Well-Known Member

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    #15
    second option...
     
    Worldpeace1988, Jan 5, 2009 IP
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    adithya Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Witch in nite time and hottie in the daytime

    Seriously how much time will u spend in nite apart from sleeping and some short term f**k...? :p
    u can see her beauty and can be close to her when she is a hottie during daytime and u can have a sound sleep at night :)
     
    adithya, Jan 5, 2009 IP
  17. uglyboy

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    I'll have the daytime beauty for a change.. I usually find a night time princess who turns back to a pumpkin at day break.. :p
     
    uglyboy, Jan 5, 2009 IP
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    #18
    All forgot one thing here "Woman wants to be in charge of her own life." So it's best to let her take decision.

    Edit:
    Oops!! that's not an option there.
     
    Guttu, Jan 5, 2009 IP
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    Hotty by night for sho' !
     
    pragun06, Jan 5, 2009 IP
  20. buffalo

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    #20
    Yeah. Since she was the one that just said that a woman wants to be in control of her own life, she obviously wants to make that choice for herself. ;)
     
    buffalo, Jan 5, 2009 IP
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