My neighborhood crime spree

I've been robbed twice, my neighbor caught someone in their garage. We've had a murder and a kidnapping in my nice little golf course community.

Being ever diligent, when I go outside to smoke, I keep an eye on the neighborhood. I've noticed cars at night parking where nobody should be parked and cars roaming through the neighborhood with their lights off.

A few minutes ago, I watched a car park in my neighborhood while I was out front smoking. They parked in the one area of my neighborhood where it just doesn't make sense to park - it's not close to any house if you were going to visit someone. It is the spot that is least likely to draw attention because it's not directly in front of any one house. I heard doors open and close. I'm a little hidden in front of my house, so I decided to wait a minute, then go up and get a license plate number and scare the theives off. I waited a minute, then walked towards the car. I thought there would be a thief or two walking away from the car to go steal from a car parked in front of someone's house. Nobody was around. I heard doors open and close, and I would have seen someone running away.

I walked closer to the car and was blinded by two obscenely overweight teenagers playing grown up in the back seat of the car. Big fat hairy buttcheeks. I'm so disturbed right now - but probably not as disturbed as the poor kids who just got caught by the neighborhood watch...

 

That is a very unpleasant mental image

 

feel like a terrible story...

 

that is too bad.