The Best Blonde JOKE EVER!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Peace_Hope, Jun 10, 2006.

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    Horrific Blonde Car Accident


    A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped."

    Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked. car.

    "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ..."

    "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off ... "there isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

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    Peace_Hope, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  2. EGS

    EGS Notable Member

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    #2
    Ahh that was funnier than I was expected. Nice work if you wrote it / made it up. :)
     
    EGS, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  3. Peace_Hope

    Peace_Hope Peon

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    #3
    No, I did not write it I found it :) But yes, very good :)
     
    Peace_Hope, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  4. mdvaldosta

    mdvaldosta Peon

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    #4
    Funny jokes, but... uhhh what's that got to do with Digg (a technology news site)?
     
    mdvaldosta, Jun 10, 2006 IP
  5. farhang

    farhang Active Member

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    #5
    LOL nice one

    but what's with diggin's everthing nowadays :-"
     
    farhang, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  6. DomainMaster

    DomainMaster Banned

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    #6
    this joke is very old, it's a classic nonetheless.
     
    DomainMaster, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  7. Ponynugget

    Ponynugget Peon

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    #7
    Great joke! This is better though. :)
     
    Ponynugget, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  8. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #8

    of f that, i follow through three site and the joke is deleted...
     
    ahkip, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  9. Denvar

    Denvar Peon

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    #9
    ahkip hope your only joking =D

    hope you got the joke
     
    Denvar, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  10. Daniel

    Daniel Peon

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    #10
    MWaahahahahaha I only read the punch line and still got a good laugh. Thats what blond jokes have come to for me. The punch line is enough :D
     
    Daniel, Jun 11, 2006 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #11
    after i click it, i come to http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/2006-01-02.html#n25

    and it said Sure, blond jokes are usually boring, but this one is great.

    so i click again..and i am at
    http://kevinsnet.livejournal.com/2649.html

    and it said
    OK, so it's a good blonde joke, and you may have heard it before, but I just caught it and I haven't stopped laughing since I saw it in Paul's journal:

    >CLICK<
    It really is a classically good blonde joke.

    so i click yet again...
    and it lead me to
    http://pupitre.livejournal.com/242770.html

    give me my money back:D
     
    ahkip, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  12. Ponynugget

    Ponynugget Peon

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    #12
    Sorry, fixed. It's actually there now. :)
     
    Ponynugget, Jun 11, 2006 IP
  13. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #13
    that's a cute joke :D
     
    gUrLaLiEn, Jun 12, 2006 IP