MATRIMONY ADS, Beware!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SVK.netbuild, Nov 18, 2008.

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    MATRIMONY ADS

    ADS �

    These are actual
    ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as
    everything is straight from the heart!
    �

    Disclaimer : I am not
    responsible if you forget your basic grammar after

    reading these mail...

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    - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...

    when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks

    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she

    is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


    (Homework?)

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    Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never

    create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can

    run smoothly. thank you



    (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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    he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one

    brother and one sister. he should be educated.



    (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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    I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love

    to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am

    looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself

    a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........

    hold

    my hand forever !!!



    (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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    i am simple girl.I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i

    amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot



    (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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    My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as

    in KSBKBT......



    (Ok I haven't seen these
    soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much,

    isn't she?)
     
    SVK.netbuild, Nov 18, 2008 IP
  2. seohyderabad

    seohyderabad Peon

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    hilarious :) i have seen this kind of on lot of matrimonial site ...they say they are teacher & their grammer ..Oops.....
     
    seohyderabad, Nov 18, 2008 IP
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    Robbie Foster Banned

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  4. ads2help

    ads2help Peon

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    lol thewordsaretickingtogether
     
    ads2help, Nov 18, 2008 IP
  5. Nora

    Nora Well-Known Member

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    Love the ad of the girl looking for a man with 1 brother and 1 sister :D

    I'm looking for a future husband too! He must have 1 PR5 site and at least 2 PR3. Two mothers, 2 stepsisters and one uncle whose name is Bob is definitely a requirement as well. :rolleyes:
     
    Nora, Nov 18, 2008 IP
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    thunder_rimal Banned

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    In Sites there will not be any mistakes man..........they r created only by the profile owners.....do u got it
     
    thunder_rimal, Nov 18, 2008 IP
  7. SVK.netbuild

    SVK.netbuild Peon

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    Wow!! great to see your future husband requirement :D:D
     
    SVK.netbuild, Nov 25, 2008 IP
  8. wilhb81

    wilhb81 Active Member

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    #8
    The best way to thread this kind of email ---> Throw it to the trash bin lol
     
    wilhb81, Nov 25, 2008 IP
  9. SVK.netbuild

    SVK.netbuild Peon

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    I have liked it so post it in here for sharing, otherwise the mails are already been thrown.:p
     
    SVK.netbuild, Nov 25, 2008 IP
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    I thought the lines of the ad came from a dating site :D
     
    macaroon, Dec 1, 2008 IP
  11. Kim-Webgirl

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    There are some really funny ones there the spelling is really bad and the language too
     
    Kim-Webgirl, Dec 2, 2008 IP