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5 Reasons Why You Don't Rank In Google!

Discussion in 'Google' started by larysmith711, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. #1
    5 Reasons Why You Don't Rank In Google!

    1) Your main link building strategy is paying someone from a foreign country $15.00 to submit to 795 web directories.

    2) You took the advice from someone that post (spammed) on DP how they ranked on the first page of Google by buying an eBook. (funny the eBook is in their sig)

    3) Your content is copied from another website you saw on DP.

    4) You must have paid 'Uber SEO Company' to do your search engine optimization for you. Yes... go Google *uber seo company* for a good laugh.

    5) You get all your SEO advice from this forum!
     
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  2. mdvaldosta

    mdvaldosta Peon

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    Oh no's! You just gave away my complete link building strategy... and you didn't by resell rights to my ebook either!
     
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  3. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #3
    Here's 5 more...

    1) Link Spam
    2) Over optimization
    3) Poor Architecture
    4) Lack of Research
    5) Inability to drive traffic to your site

    I also think you can learn a lot from top ranked competitors.

    Not sure if smindsrt's post was supposed to be serious but I liked the humor in the points made :).
     
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  4. Shellerz

    Shellerz Active Member

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    smindsrt you are one sarcastic so and so ;)
     
    Shellerz, Nov 14, 2008 IP
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    #6 You are wasting time playing WOW
     
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  6. David Turnbull

    David Turnbull Guest

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    #6
    Just had a thought everyone, I figured out how to crack Google's algorithm.

    Okay, so Google wants their users to find high quality, relevant content, so therefore they'll rank high quality & relevant content higher in their index.

    Hence, create high quality and relevant content...it's just crazy enough to work.
     
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    Hola007 Peon

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    mdvaldosta: haha a was thinking the same thing.. ;)
     
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  8. DiscussNow

    DiscussNow Peon

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    #8
    That's what happens in an "ideal" world. However, If you knew anything about current SEO/Webdev practices you would know that high quality content has little to do with ranking high in SERPS.
     
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  9. David Turnbull

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    But alas, I disagree.

    Sure, I realize all the tactics for SEO - link building, heading tags, title tags, keyword density, keyword rich URL's, sitemap's etc...but tactics only help with what should be your main strategy: developing content that people want.

    Quality content will garner links and recognition and as Google's algorithm get's more complex creating genuinely relevant content will provide its creators with long term success.
     
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  10. allout

    allout Prominent Member

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    #10


    What are you talking about. Most members on here make at least 8 figure income from Adsense alone! Just ask them and they will provide some of the best edited screen shots you will ever want. :D

    On a serious note, you can learn alot from DP but you have to be able to sort out the bullshit from reality. :eek:

    Good thread! :)
     
    allout, Nov 14, 2008 IP
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    This is a funny post, well done, Uber SEO Company look like the number 1 seo company online :)
     
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  12. Shellerz

    Shellerz Active Member

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    Maybe writing your keywords 100000 times in hidden text will work?
     
    Shellerz, Nov 14, 2008 IP
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    VarriaStudios Member

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    #13
    yah dont' use hidden text , google will vomit on you
     
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    Shellerz Active Member

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    I was being sarcatic like most of this thread - although to be fair, Homer offers some more serious and relevant advice I think
     
    Shellerz, Nov 14, 2008 IP
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    SEOibiza Peon

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    #15
    ..favourite quotes:


    priceless.
     
    SEOibiza, Nov 14, 2008 IP
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    Don't forget poorly recycled PLR articles :D
     
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    larysmith711 Notable Member

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    No... that's way to much you only really need 99,999 hidden keywords. ;)
     
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    wounded1987 Well-Known Member

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    1. you need to have patience
    2. you learn seo only from experience
     
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    malcolm1 Prominent Member

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    lmao....:D

    1. I enjoy watching all the drama at "DP Services Section" as you will get 2 idiots bickering and competing
    with each other over who can offer the cheaper service "1000 directories for $6.95" and so forth mainly
    (Camel Jockeys) that dont have a website and use section to draw in flys. :rolleyes:

    NOTE: Having them submit your site to 1000 worthless directories will not help your site
    but possibly get your site banned or considered spam, as NO legit directory owner will
    allow automated submits without unique description and titles.

    If you expect quality work then be prepared to pay more then a few dollars.

    2.
    Even the affiliates think that e-book crap works

    3. Yip have lots of lames that cant read or write in english so they will steal
    anything they see to make a buck, and have no remorse over it whatsoever.
    (had one moron copy our entire entire unique niche category structure then
    tried to promote in the solicitations area :rolleyes:)

    4. SEOs are not cheap.... and anyone offering to do seo on your site for a
    hundred bucks is playing you for a fool. funny..."Guber"

    5.
    Many webmasters on this forum are indeed smart and many have good info to share but
    like anything never believe what you hear unless you have experimented and know it works. :)


    laterz
    malcolm
     
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    Kabeer Peon

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    #20
    it is best idea to have many contents or some unique?
     
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