Internet friendship proposals

Will u be my frinedship with me? Plz?????? (ya sure)

I'm all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur English)

Helelo I want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran)

I want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?)

I want 2 b frands with you. (yup frands)

I want to be close friendship with u. (then be. Cuz I'm closed for you)

Please reply me to me weather we r frinds or not? (then you reply to urself dear me to me)

Behtarin....love...... Can v b plas? (r we gonna fix a car? Or screw some nuts?)

Itne mast mails kahaan se laati ho love? Can there be friends between us?and if frinedship is accepted. Then.....
Okkkk thunks. Thunk u so muck that u become my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................do u have an a a/c in orkat?????????
If u have plz sand me u r link.
(notice the space between u and r. It completely changes the meaning of the sentence. The sentence now becomes "if u have plz sand me you are link")

 

dat was fackinng auweseome !! !! Throuhgly enjoied it mans !! Tanks fro teh joek!

 

LOL bookmarked it! I'll use it Later in time of need.

 

What is the point of this thread?

 

Its Just To SHOW People Who Don't have Good English Writing Skills on Internet .... How They Propose Someone To Become a Friend

 

i assume the comments in quotes are your comments? what's wud? I think you should improve YOUR English?

 

what is point

 

this doesn't make any sense at all

 

What is it about?

 

lol I got it! Funny! Yeah-we all seem to get sent a cross between poor English and text message abbreviations and end up with an illegible mess! ..but a funny mess!!

 

I get knocked down ! can ya help ma , frend ? wanna be my soul mita ? Very cool, bro !