Women, what is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

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  1. #1
    I'm sure you have heard some pretty lame ones over the years. What's the worst one??
     
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  2. Allen91

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    Hi, do u know where the XXX is? Can you help me with this? Have we met at somewhere? :confused::confused::confused::confused:
     
    Allen91, Oct 28, 2008 IP
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    I think the worst pickup line was one I used a few years ago - which didn't work, of course. I said to this girl, "You look like my ex-girlfriend. Are you psycho like her?"

    I was um, rather drunk at the time.

    The lady in question didn't appreciate it.

    Dan
     
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    Vera Well-Known Member

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    LOL psycho girlfriends usually mean hard-to-handle boyfriends :D
     
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    I'm a guy, but, I had a girl that I semi-know approach me at a bar and say "I didn't know you liked beer." Awkward lol.
     
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    I don't believe in lame pick up lines. It's all about the delivery.

    So guys, have a lot of practice!
     
    inkslinger, Nov 2, 2008 IP
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    #7
    interesting one
     
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    you know, i have money
     
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    "Hey, I like your avatar. Wanna chat?" :rolleyes:
     
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    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #10
    There are no lame pick up lines, only lame people. I worked in a casino and we used to go out once a week. I had a standing bet that I could dance with any girl using any pick up line they could come up with and believe me they can up with some pretty hard ones to work with such as "I just got out of jail and haven't been with a girl in 5 years, can you help me out?" I'd say 9/10 times I won the bet.

    Point is, it's not the line, it's the delivery.
     
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    I have heard a text like: 'A pure one, did you break something when you were falling out of the sky' :p
     
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    He he, this one's great.

    Point me to a girl who doesn't want to be seen as someone with a face of an angel. Oh well...

     
    inkslinger, Nov 6, 2008 IP
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    #13
    "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

    :D
     
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    "You look familiar to me. Haven't we met before?"
    Too lame........
     
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    #15
    "Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you want me to pass by again?"

    :D
     
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    #16
    The best line I ever used was "I want to meet you!". Sometimes while driving down the highway at a girl in another car. Some would pull over, some would show their rings, all would smile or laugh.
     
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    #17
    I'm like a Rubik's cube, the longer you play with it the harder I get.
     
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    LOL. This one's naughty!

     
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    Problem is, a Rubik's cube may get harder, but it doesn't get any bigger;)
     
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    The worst I've have is when I was with my son and some guy suggested we get together on another one I couldn't believe it I told him off and that was the top for me
     
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