if you remember 2006, all messages here " I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. " " I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther. " " We just grew apart I don't need you anymore. " " You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal. " " I want someone who can buy me a new car. " " I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator." " You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either." " My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture." " This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single." " You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it."
wow! he's got "4" friends?? that's like 3 time more than I have I bet he was out all day looking for discount Halloween candy...no wait, that was me
Hahaha , this story for educational purpose... Columbia, S.C— Housewife Mabel Roberts bought every single bag of discounted Halloween candy at the local Pick n' Save, the Winn-Dixie, and three other area stores, said angry customers after they were turned away by shopkeepers empty-handed.
Are you wearing rouge? And the girl who is sitting... can she shoot lasers from her eyes? I dont drink beer usually... and my family runs a few "kallu shaps" in kerala... so its pretty darn difficult to get me drunk And 4 friends?!?! Dont imaginary friends count?
you made me pedo bear good kallu kudi song http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=6T8KwuZ0aCk thanks... for you didn't say i am masturbating