Sexual favors from a vacuum

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    A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

    A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.


    The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.


    "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said.
     
    thekramershow, Oct 20, 2008 IP
  2. Agent_Dweeb

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    So the vacuum had his penis, and was moving it up and down, or was it ON!!

    That would be pain!
     
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    i think i saw a movie like that.. was it the first Scary Movie? i think so..hehe

    o_0
     
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    dang what the f lol that must of hurt :p
     
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    donlin Active Member

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    Man!! bet that sucked.
     
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    Literally!

    Oh I'm hilarious.
     
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    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #7
    You naughty girl :p
     
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    grrrrr.... It hurts..>!!! kinda making himself embarrass...
     
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    #9
    Some people are just sick!!!!
     
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    Is he being charged due to the vacuum not consenting? Was the vacuum under age?
     
    homebizseo, Oct 21, 2008 IP
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    Is this true? Good for the man he did it in the car wash because it might get worse if he can't stop his self and find a girl to rape.
     
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    #12
    some people just have funny fantasies :p
    can't even imagine something like that... :eek:
     
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    OMG, this is also the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life...lol
     
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    He may be charged with raping the vacuum. I wonder if the people in the town will use that vacuum hose again?
     
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    LOL! :D reminds me of American Pie
     
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    #16
    This kind of behaviour will probably violate the warranty of said product.
     
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    Ew... that's disgusting!
     
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    No shes the funny one. You missed it...
     
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    That is wrong in so many ways!!

    Tippy
     
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    Wow, that is quite weird.

    It sucked so he loved it.
     
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