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Hi, I am a content creator who can write uniquely thought out essays and posts under a hour, while I'm not the best writer grammatically (you know, the stuff that English teachers look for), I can make out my thoughts very easily and quickly. Because of this, I am charging $15 per 300 words and $50 per essay. Unlike other people that sell this type of thing, I do not take work and simply rewrite it, it is of my own quality, straight out of the horses mouth.

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Sarah Palin, yeah, get out of my television
October 18, 2008

NOTE: I know thereâ€™ll be a lot of people looking this up on Google all of Sunday, and just by chance you do stumble upon this, I am not really aware whatâ€™s going on in politics at the moment besides that both candidates are all ganging up on each other for whatever reason . Itâ€™s either that heâ€™s too young, or that he voted on everything Bush sided with. I forgot to register to vote in Texas, so thereâ€™s nothing counted in my name, and Iâ€™m glad because I have no idea at this point.

I think Sarah Palinâ€™s decision to go on Saturday Night Live was just the last bit of evidence that John McCain shouldnâ€™t be president. I actually think it was a stupid idea for them to even ask her in the first place. You know, itâ€™s one thing to get musical guests and well-known actors in skits, but itâ€™s another to mix satire with real beliefs.

If I was running in this election, I wouldnâ€™t want to destroy my chances of winning by trying to mix in with my potential audience. I know Clinton has been seen on television in the past playing saxophone, but thatâ€™s because he actually could. Sarah Palin on the other hand, well, she looked like a mother trying to get her kids to go â€œOh, look! Mommyâ€™s actually coolâ€ by doing that â€˜Iâ€™m embarrassing myself, why did I say yes to this in the first place? Get me out of hereâ€™ dance.

I know people are going to say, â€œOh, but didnâ€™t Tony Blair did something like this a year or so back?â€ Yes, he did, but to be fair, it was for charity. Also, Tony Blair is actually cool, heâ€™s very well interested in his countryâ€™s culture, and had huge name celebrities come over to party with him. Plus, he was just mocking the characterâ€™s famous catchphrase, there were no political chat besides â€œAre you the Prime Minister?â€ Itâ€™s a lot different when youâ€™re on a show mocking yourself and trying to get brownie points for it.

On another note, I know realize while SNL has been losing viewers over the past decade, itâ€™s just not funny anymore. All the skits are pretty much the same, you get a mentally ill hyperventilating person, impaired siblings who the parents pretend theyâ€™re interested in, and childish name calling. I miss the days when we used to have Sally Oâ€™Malley, now THAT was hilarious! â€œLadies and gentlemen, my name is Sally Oâ€™Malley. Iâ€™m proud to say Iâ€™m fifty years old, Iâ€™m not one of those gals who likes to hide her age. And I like to kick! Stretch! And kick! Iâ€™m fifty! Fifty years old, ladies and gentlemen, fifty years old! Fifty years old!â€

It never got old, and it was very tame. Thereâ€™s so much offending material now, stuff that is embarrassing to watch with your parents. I guess itâ€™s really hard nowadays though, thereâ€™s so much new talent, and more and more people are turning to Comedy Central. Iâ€™ve seen old episodes, theyâ€™ve shown it on E! and the True Hollywood Story, and itâ€™s just very different now.

Even that guy from Nickelodeon is on it, Kenan Thompson, you know what, he should have stayed there. I know that thereâ€™s other roles to be played than just a kid in a kidâ€™s show, but he had the talent, used it well, succeeded, and brought it to a bigger network. The humor is still childish, itâ€™s just on a bigger show. Youâ€™re not really growing up with the same people you entertained at one point either.

For the most part, none of my friends watch SNL because we just donâ€™t like it. In my opinion, itâ€™s always been a challenge for people to understand it. You have to be into pop culture and still extremely smart. There were a lot of jokes I didnâ€™t understand and I pretty much know most television/radio personalities, the music thatâ€™s out there, among other stuff. Most of us donâ€™t watch Suze Orman, I myself only know her because my dad watches her sometimes.

Thatâ€™s the thing though, the humor is divided among different sections to entertain various people. Todayâ€™s show was heavily political, which is why my dad watched it. I watched it for Adele, who was very good by the way, Iâ€™ve bought her singles in the past on the UK iTunes store. Iâ€™ll probably tune in next week to watch Coldplay, but Iâ€™ll miss out on everything else. There were probably younger people than me laughing at the â€œFart Faceâ€ skit, my mother laughed at that.

The advertisements are still good though, Iâ€™ll leave it at that.
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Blog Action Day: How to REALLY make poverty history
I feel like only yesterday we had those Live 8 concerts across the globe, I remember being with my friends all around the world, just being happy that we were together listening to music. It didnâ€™t really say anything to the world though, did it? They put so much into our young minds that it didnâ€™t really make sense at the time. I remember the press getting mad at France because t their concert, there was no instance about it being about â€˜Making Poverty Historyâ€™.

But now, everyoneâ€™s aware of it, even our governments, but can we really do something about it? I remember seeing this episode of The Vicar of Dibley (the end of the Comic Relief special, oh I wish I could find it on YouTube!) and it just really made me tear up a bit because it was so true. You know, thereâ€™s always going to be a struggle for us to get our government to put more money towards the aid of poverty, but it all comes down to us, the people, to get something done:

You can write as many letters as you want to the President, the Prime Minister, or whoever governs your country, but you could have just sent the money that was used to produce that piece of paper, the ink, stamp, and envelope and give it to charity instead! That comes down to, a dollar maybe? Can you imagine if the people writing into the White House and signing all these petitions had just instead done this? Weâ€™re talking about around a million dollars here, and thatâ€™s just one country.

The credit crunch has really put this aside in our mind though, I know that. I think we initially started this whole cause on the wrong path though. We were all into getting the wristbands, getting tickets to the concert (which, if you got them on eBay were $2,000), and trying to be a part of it, that we forgot what it was all about.

So, that one dollar soon became another, and then the $2,000, and the airfare and gas to get there, It became the fashion statement of the year, and barely any of it went anywhere in the end. There were people making $2,000 for themselves, and that was $2,000 lost to the initial cause. If only a hundred tickets were touted, thatâ€™d be a $100,000 gone to a lost cause.

On a brighter note, I think I expressed my views clearly: that this has nothing to do with our government, and itâ€™s all down to us individuals to take the time and donate. If a million people donated five dollars, weâ€™d have five million dollars, if the same million donated five dollars each month, weâ€™d have sixty million dollars to work with. If a million people keep writing letters to congress about passing a bill to take some of our taxpayers money and put it towards stopping poverty and it never goes through, thatâ€™s a million dollars wasted and a forest destroyed.

Wow, all that from a teenager whoâ€™s into her pop culture, music, and fashion, you canâ€™t say that Iâ€™m not a girl with her own ambitions now, can you?!
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Making money online
September 14, 2008

So youâ€™re looking to make money online, but donâ€™t know where to begin? Well, I have a few tips up my sleeve myself, but I think itâ€™d be best if my friend here explained it because he has some great ideas aswell. He also has some nice resources aswell. My favorite idea of his is to get paid to host content. Thatâ€™s probably one of the easiest things you can do because thereâ€™s not much work going into it, itâ€™s all written down for you, all you have to do is hit publish.

Thereâ€™s another article I like in there that is about selling on eBay. Being a seller myself, I found that if I sold iPhone themes, that theyâ€™d get me around a $10-$90 profit, and thatâ€™s just the basic ones with the dock, standard icons, and wallpaper. But, he goes on to say that selling used stuff like cellphones and books can equal good profit there. I agree with him that things that are not of value to themselves can be a value to others. Thatâ€™s how I got my camera, someone just opened it, didnâ€™t like it, and let it sat there and do nothing. Then, I got it so much cheaper than I would have got it brand new.

The site itself is simple and very straightforward. It includes tips on affiliating, auctions, and making the most out of advertising your site without paying a ton of money. There are also things on SEO and web traffic. Overall, a very good read that I will bookmark and look back to from time to time as I know how to make my own money online, but I tend to have a little bit of flaws in doing so, this way, I can look at another personâ€™s attempt and compare.
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Please donâ€™t let Disney take over the music industry!
September 13, 2008

I saw this documentary yesterday in my history of popular music class and was really intrigued by it. It was basically saying that record labels donâ€™t have anything to do with getting your music out there, it all has to do with you and how you get it out there. All they really do it just help to provide the funds to do it.

In the documentary, they had this girl called Sarah Hudson, whoâ€™s father used to be very big in the music scene, but basically got destroyed by having a funny, goofy television show. Together, they produced her debut album, which had loads of big names on the credits, however it didnâ€™t sell, and the record label said that she was too much like the pop acts that were around during that time. So, she said, okay lets take this single and make a video for it, some promo pictures, and send it to stations.

The stations of course didnâ€™t play it, this is down to the fact that people didnâ€™t request it, and thatâ€™s because people had never heard of her. The flaw in her process was that she was all like, â€œOh, I want to get my music out there, I want people to hear me,â€ but she didnâ€™t use any marketing strategy to do it. She was more concerned about having someone find her record one day and say â€œHey, Iâ€™ll put you all over the place and make you famous.â€ That isnâ€™t how the industry works though. You have to find places to do gigs, you have to give out demos, you have to let people know youâ€™re there, and create your fanbase.

Just because you know people in the industry doesnâ€™t mean that theyâ€™ll do all the work for me. If one of my friends came up to me and asked â€œHey, can my band be under your label,â€ Iâ€™ll say â€œDepends, do you have a demo, howâ€™s your fanbase, how many gigs have you done?â€ The labels want to profit from you very easily, they donâ€™t want to have an artist under their name if all they want to do is just wait until something happens.

My teacher then showed us her AOL inbox, which is basically filled with promotional information thatâ€™s being sent to all the corporate people who have to print all this stuff out (she used to work at EMI and other places). There were so many e-mails about Lil Wayne, a current rapper whoâ€™s been around for awhile, but has now just reached the mainstream.

Now, I donâ€™t want to be controversial about this, but I think heâ€™s just a marketing ploy for the record label heâ€™s under. They are manufacturing so many posters, bags, t-shirts, CD inserts, etc being manufactured to advertise him. Theyâ€™ve basically shoved him to the whole United States, and itâ€™s probably because heâ€™s using all the money made from his past albums to do this. He has enough money to do this, and itâ€™s actually working. He isnâ€™t good looking, his image is horrible, but that doesnâ€™t matter in this industry. Money and the willingness to try will get you anywhere.

We are in a time and age where Disney will one day take over everything, theyâ€™ve already managed to do well in animation, computer animation (with the buying of Pixar), and even in broadway. They are number one in all those markets, and if weâ€™re not careful, they will take over the music industry entirely. The Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana are not popular because theyâ€™re good, itâ€™s because theyâ€™ve given them all about a million dollars to use in promotional ads, merchandise, and whatnot. There are only a small limited amount of acts under their labels, but only a few are actually doing well.

There was also a thing about MTV helping, but itâ€™s not really relevant anymore. As far as I can tell, The Hills is probably their only good thing right now, or thatâ€™s what Iâ€™ve been hearing. Paris Hilton will always add to the channel though, even if it is ridiculous. When MTV was primarily videos, I would say that they were a bigger deal, but now they are hardly credible. I say bring back Rock & Roll Jeopardy! That was amazing, haha.
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