Yesterday An Old Lady With No Teeth Gave Me Some Peanuts.

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    Guys - yesterday I accepted a handful of peanuts from an old lady.

    I ate them before realizin she'd enjoyed the chocolate on them first ( they had originally started off chocolate covered.)

    She couldn't crunch them because she had very few teeth, but enjoyed the chocolate. Then she kept the nuts ( so that they weren't wasted) and gave them to me thinking this was generous - which it was of course. Once I got over the shock, they were actually very nice.
     
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  2. dynashox

    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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  3. kingofsanda

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    That's disgusting, I probably would have thrown up.
     
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    milamber Banned

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    LOL That's so disgusting dude.. You should haven't eat it =/
     
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    donlin Active Member

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    Are you sure she spat them out? Peanuts have a bad way of coming out solid in your stool you know? :D
     
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    cowsgonemadd3 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't you change a old joke or is this true?
     
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    contentedge Active Member

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    Dude, more than the joke, I just love your username. One of my favorite philosophers. :)
     
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    milamber Banned

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    lol err.. anyways... how does the peanuts tastes like?
     
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    Exa Active Member

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    Like peanuts?
     
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  10. Marcus Aurelius

    Marcus Aurelius Peon

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    #10
    Uh...uh...this has been a bad experience and I can't get it out of my head.

    I thought the peanuts tasted funny at the time - and of course they would, because they had already had the old lady's laughing gear around them a few times.
     
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    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    lol its an old joke, heard a long time back :eek:
    but still thanks for the reminder, old ladies are always good at sharing :eek:
     
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    #12
    Free peanuts !!!! what you need more than that in life
     
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    #13
    you eat those peanuts ?[​IMG]
     
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    good for you! I hope those peanuts were good lol
     
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    :)) You must be really proud of yourself... :))
     
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    Lol... That was a good one. If it would have happened to me, I would have never had them. :D
     
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    That's IF they were peanuts :D
     
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    LOL, Nice one
     
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