You Know You Are a SEO If ...

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  1. #1
    I started this topic on my blog, but I'd like to get others involved and see what you all have to say, so join in on the fun!

    You Know You Are a SEO If ...
    …you had a dream about search engines
    …you ask your spouse/friend to search a keyword so you can capture their search behavior
    …you curse your browser out because its taking too long to load Google PageRank
    …you watch Google Current TV for no reason
    …you send an email to a website owner who is using frames
    …you use Google alerts for link building
    …your favorite radio station is WebmasterRadio.fm

    Okay, I've started it...let me hear yours!!!
     
    Ant_Onaf, Oct 17, 2008 IP
  2. sultanofseo

    sultanofseo Notable Member

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    i think it applies to SEO wannabies, SEOs dont waste their time on useless things. nice joke tho :)
     
    sultanofseo, Oct 17, 2008 IP
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  3. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #3
    How about...

    You know you're not an "SEO" if your "SEO Services" website has Adsense ads. :p
     
    Crazy_Rob, Oct 17, 2008 IP
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  4. LipLock

    LipLock Peon

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    You Know You Are a SEO If ...
    You check your Google list position every half hour.
     
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  5. iLinkMarket.com

    iLinkMarket.com Peon

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    #5
    You know you are a SEO if you think about SEO during sex???
     
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    catanich Peon

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    You know you are a Seo if the first click is "view source".
     
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  7. catanich

    catanich Peon

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    You know you are getting SEOed if she is thinking about SEO during sex?
     
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    Fratal Banned

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    #8
    You know you are an SEO if...

    You have pictures of Google all over your bedroom.
     
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  9. anton-io!

    anton-io! Active Member

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    #9
    You Know You Are a SEO If ...
    You check pages indexed of every new site you visit

    You Know You NOT an SEO If ...
    Your main site is build in Flash and you still think that Flash rocks!!!!
     
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  10. Ant_Onaf

    Ant_Onaf Peon

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    #10
    You know you are an SEO if ...
    You can't write an article without at least one anchor text link

    You know you are NOT an SEO if ...
    You don't have a niche market you dominate
     
    Ant_Onaf, Oct 17, 2008 IP
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    cnvseo Guest

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    #11
    Don't you think so it is time wasting thread. :(
     
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  12. Ant_Onaf

    Ant_Onaf Peon

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    #12
    Just having fun ... loosen up! It's the weekend.
     
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    thelinkman Banned

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    #13
    You are SEO watching your competitors in always.
     
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    Australianfranchises Peon

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    waht about checking Google list position every half hour, any changes every half hour. :cool:
     
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    vjlenin Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Jokes! Poor jokes
     
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    homfuc Peon

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    #16
    LOL very poor jokes...
    trash this!
     
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  17. SEO Programmer

    SEO Programmer Peon

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    #17
    Definitely, Rainmaker rules!

    http://www.webmasterradio.fm/Entertainment/RainMaker/

    Also Fantasyman from CEcash Radio has great shows some times (with the greatest people, just like Rainmaker), http://ceradio.com/

    And in the very beginning also including Evan from Evan Radio / www.xpays.com, together with Holly Moss, they were the best and they started the webmaster radio scene.
     
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    Sem-Advance Notable Member

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    You know your an SEO.....

    When you rank 100s of sites at the top of Google for your clients keywords.

    Everything else is B.S. by Seo wannabes

    Hate to be a spoiler but checking view source or thinking about search engines does not make anyone an SEO.....
     
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    Google alerts for link building can you explain that one!
     
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    dfsweb Active Member

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    You know you're an SEO if you first think about Google's "point of view" before anything else when you code a new page ... and you are ready to double/triple/quadruple your coding time just to keep Google happy! :)
     
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