What is Marriage Life ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dipal76, Oct 17, 2008.

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    Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

    Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

    Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

    Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

    Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

    Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
    * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
     
    dipal76, Oct 17, 2008 IP
  2. scubita

    scubita Peon

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    :D:D Not Really! I can tell you for real.
     
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  3. RightMan

    RightMan Notable Member

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    #3
    Marriages are made in Heaven......

    To make your life a HELL....on Earth !!!!! :rolleyes:

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
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  4. justinlorder

    justinlorder Peon

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    #4
    Most of the case, it is true. lol
    Some exception too. They both speak and listen to each other.[I can offer evidence.]
     
    justinlorder, Oct 17, 2008 IP
  5. Xyle101

    Xyle101 Banned

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    #5
    Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence

    If you love each other and you're very dedicated to it expect it that your feel heaven in your life.
     
    Xyle101, Oct 17, 2008 IP
  6. www.WEBSLICERS.com

    www.WEBSLICERS.com Peon

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    #6
    am i sensing some bitterness here? LOL! :D

    being married is great. but to some, the "what might have beens" strikes in when the marriage gets rocky. :rolleyes:
     
    www.WEBSLICERS.com, Oct 17, 2008 IP
  7. Dubz

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    #7
    Marriage is boring. It's a ball and chain IMO. Why bother getting married at all! unless you want kids...
     
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  8. Mega B

    Mega B Well-Known Member

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    I am still trying to work out my other half and how she ticks and i have been married to her for nearly 27 years :D
     
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  9. wilhb81

    wilhb81 Active Member

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    Some said Marriage is a hell, while others thought it's a heaven to them...
     
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    It means earning twice, spending four times.
     
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  11. lissie

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    Ive never seen the appeal of the ceremony but Ive been happily with my partner for over 10 years: its easy when you find the right person
     
    lissie, Oct 17, 2008 IP
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    pipes Prominent Member

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    Something ive avoided so far. :)
     
    pipes, Oct 17, 2008 IP
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    If you can't even take care of your parents, my advise, don't get married..
     
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    #14
    marriage = tension :p
     
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    #15
    Marriage is the perfect license to increase population....:D
     
    fancymouj, Oct 17, 2008 IP
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    Tox Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Marriage wow man, lets just put it this way Marriage is not what everybody thinks it is is NOT the ( AND THEY LIVE HAPPY AFTER )
     
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  17. tankall

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    #17
    haha

    but you still need marry
     
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  18. levampire

    levampire Active Member

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    I like the Marriage is Not a word -- it is a sentence, a life sentence, LOL'ed !
     
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  19. elgato49

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    #19
    Funny! Somewhat true but of course it's not always like that with every couple. I'm gonna add 1 more;

    * In the fourth year, the baby talks and they both listen! ;)
     
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  20. makingmoney

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    Marriage is necessary in your life to live happily.
     
    makingmoney, Oct 18, 2008 IP