Joke

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,

"When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

 

Lol... Great joke. Had a good laugh.

 

Its an excellent joke though i knew it before. Nice one.

 

Very cute joke thanks for sharing

 

That is hilarious. Hope little Johnny won't expect his father to pin his mother down daily

 

Nice one,keep the jokes coming,laughter is the best medicine.

 

so so funny...children are always very inspiring

 

i too want to pin down somebody .. but i left dating .. and i will never marry a girl..

and dont laugh at me.. i m damn serious

 

Lol !!!

Little Johnny !

Children !!

 

What a sad life!

 

the joke was funny

and i m with you too

but for me ...if i didn't marry the one i want ...then i don't want girls