Esidyo/anions/Ikaruga Animals SEO Guaranteed 1st Page Service(Proofs Inside) NO BS!

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    Who are We?

    Esidyo (Me):
    Owner of 1,000 Goats and Sheeps and Has a stable of Horses.. Has a work experience of 12 Years!

    Ikaruga (Him):
    Owner of some Dogs and Cats, Works in an animal office and is doing animal SEO from 19 Years!

    Anions (Him)
    Above 12,000 Cow, Buffalo, Bull's owner, Doing SEO for Cows and other Cattles from 22 Years!

    Why are we together?

    1. To teach DP what is Animal SEO
    2. Because we know we are the best!

    Are we Indians? Do we own India?

    We just saw the history book and we don't own India, but a part of it, the Part of Indian ANIMAL SEO :D

    What is Animal SEO?

    Telling your animals to make blogs/sites and we Optimize it!

    Who will handle what?

    Esidyo - Sites of Goats, Sheeps, Horses and Donkeys!
    Ikaruga - Sites Dogs, Cats, Lion, Tigers!
    Anions - Sites of Cows, Buffalos, Bulls etc.

    If you have a custom animal, feel free to PM any one of us!


    Pricing:

    Goats, Sheeps, Horses and Donkeys - $500 a Year
    Dogs, Cats, Lion, Tigers - $750 a Year
    Cows, Buffalos, Bulls - $1,000 a Year

    Nobody beats us!

    If you are interested then reply here "Woot, I am an animal lover man, WHAT A COOOOOOOOOOL BARGAIN!!! I want this service, PM ME Details! My animals want their SEO DONE!!!"

    Notes:


    50% Discount if you order this service without Weekly REPORTS




    FREE REVIEWS

    Proofs of Quality Services:

    Esidyo's Goat
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    Ikaruga's Cat
    [​IMG]

    Anions Cow
    [​IMG]

    As you see how happy our animals are, you want our services!!

    WE DONT DO SERVICES FOR HUMANS NOT BECAUSE OF COMPETITION BUT BECAUSE WE THINK THAT HUMANS ADD NEGATIVE ITRADERS

    Regards,

    Eddy, Anions and Ikaruga
     
    esidyo, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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  2. kind_of_the_cash

    kind_of_the_cash Active Member

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    #2
    HAHA nice post :p
     
    kind_of_the_cash, Oct 5, 2008 IP
  3. fizmoh

    fizmoh Well-Known Member

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    #3
    i dont know abt all but yes that goat looks like esidyo. heheheehe
     
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  4. sanjay_bhuarya

    sanjay_bhuarya Peon

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    #4
    i want to hire u for mine 2 small bros :)

    Sheru and Sonu :)

    [​IMG]
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    sanjay_bhuarya, Oct 5, 2008 IP
  5. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    #5
    This is a sales thread and not a post :mad:



    Hi, nice 2 meet you, If your brothers are goats then, my paypal is:

    Thanks

    EDIT: your brothers are dogs, contact Ikaruga, thanks
     
    esidyo, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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    anions Notable Member

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    #6
    I like to take money and scam also.

    Also send money to only my paypal not esidyo or ikarunga.

    Thank for promoting our service brother esidyo.
     
    anions, Oct 5, 2008 IP
  7. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    #7
    ^ you're welcome but why? aren't we doing partnerships??? also if we scam then nobody can add us negative itraders as we are doing for animals :D
     
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    microsites Peon

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    #8
    looks like a similar thread i had seen before in bst. cant rmember
     
    microsites, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #9
    I have been in the animal SEO niche for 19 years and rest assured that I can provide the best services on DP. Here's proof:

    Ranking for "dog"

    www.dog.com

    19 years ago: URL not taken

    now: #3

    www.pinkelephant.com

    5 years ago: #19

    now: #1


    hyped up yet?? 100% real results ppl...i could go on and on and provide testimonials but id rather do work...

    THERE IS A 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE ON THIS....WE WILL SPEND THOUSANDS BUYING CRAPPY LINKS FROM LINKFARMS TO ASSURE YOU #1 SPOT...IF WE **** UP WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU BACK YOUR MONEY 100% TRUE NO BS JUST GOATS...
     
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  10. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    #10
    We dont copy anybody, anybody copies us :D

    this thread is 100% original, tested at copyscape!

    So true, WE ARE THE MEN!
     
    esidyo, Oct 5, 2008 IP
  11. Agni

    Agni Banned

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    #11
    Do you provide services for rats? I only have 2.31$ left on my PayPal, would you accept it?
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    #12
    ok, send the payment to:
     
    anions, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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    Ikaruga Active Member

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    no wait i handle rats submit payment to
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    #14
    fuck you ikarunga. dont take my customer.

    we alredy decide that i charge of rat and cow.

    you in charge of dog and hippopotamuses only.

    pay me back :mad: :mad:
     
    anions, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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    Agni Banned

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    #15
    esidyo already pm'ed me before you and i already paid him :confused:
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    esidyo, you fucking dog :mad:
     
    anions, Oct 5, 2008 IP
  17. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #17
    it's ok i will do the big bang with esidyo's sister to plot my revenge !

    [​IMG]

    she will make a most delightful sacrafice to jabba tonight
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    ^ that so hot

    i want more.

    i alone now, so i imaging doing her and play with ... :eek:
     
    anions, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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    theanand Active Member

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    Can I get a review copy for my Wabbit???? Willing to share the revenue I get out selling her "services"
     
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    Ikaruga Active Member

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    if your wabbit is actually misa campo sure ill give her a "review copy" i got a carrot she can nibble on
     
    Ikaruga, Oct 5, 2008 IP
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