Copywriting tips from hell

Discussion in 'Copywriting' started by geegel, Sep 26, 2008.

  1. Bonedaddy101

    Bonedaddy101 Peon

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    #21
    Thanks I will have a read.
     
    Bonedaddy101, Sep 27, 2008 IP
  2. Jenna Appleseed

    Jenna Appleseed Active Member

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    #22
    Didn't work for Ratner's though did it:D
     
    Jenna Appleseed, Sep 27, 2008 IP
  3. hiimglen

    hiimglen Banned

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    #23
    LMAO haha good one dude. Somebody needs to call out those ridiculous "gurus" who sell there PDFs explaining on how to "make a million dollars in a week by selling PDFs explainining how to make a million dollars a week with PDFs"

    i luagh my ass off everytime i go on clickbank and browse the there selection, all the websites look the same , those sales pages begging you to buy the ebook "Make 5 billion dollars in 2 days- on autopilot! And thats not all, it comes with MASTER RESELL RIGHTS! And thats not all, I am giving away $777777777777 worth of ebooks, free! WITH MASTER RESELL RIGHTS!""

    haha good shit dude. bookmarked.
     
    hiimglen, Sep 27, 2008 IP
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    #24
    I'm not so sure that was so much marketing as opposed to a foot in mouth moment:)
     
    canalboatman, Sep 28, 2008 IP
  5. ghostwriter4you

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    #25
    LOL I've seen though practices put to use quite a few times too.
     
    ghostwriter4you, Oct 1, 2008 IP
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    avonlee1983 Well-Known Member

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    #26
    Thanks for sharing this :D These tips are pretty funny. I especially have to agree with the "brainwashing" and "repetitive mantras" part.
     
    avonlee1983, Oct 1, 2008 IP
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    #27
    Clearly, there are some on this thread who are not understanding the tongue and cheek nature of the post. And I'm not referring to you recent posters. I could add about 20 points to that list. So keep it going with part 2!

    And start with the incestuous IM recommendation emails. Make sure you recommend the product of someone with a killer list. Don't look at the product, evaluate it or even look at the sales letter. Simply apply a glowing review, the verbiage of which is supplied by guru marketer. Recommend your butt off so they'll do the same for you and you'll have a nice, neat incestuous little club of promoters and not one single product of any real value but rather a group of regurgitated marketing tips with a forced continuity attached.
     
    webgal, Oct 5, 2008 IP