Computer joke of the day

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    The Trouble With Email


    It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

    Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

    Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

    At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

    Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

    P.S. Sure is hot down here. :eek:
     
    jkadin, Sep 19, 2008 IP
  2. NeuroToxic

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    #2
    Excellent... :) I found todays Jkadin Joke installment... ;)

    Lmao... :D Thats a corker, very funny, keep them jokes coming Jkadin... :p
     
    NeuroToxic, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    Hahahha Love a good laugh
     
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    #4
    lolz... i had read this one before, but its always good to refresh the memory and have a hearty laugh :)

    Cheers
     
    pubdomainshost.com, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #5
    Very good one , but i have read it before somewhere though i dont remember where. but again it was a nice one.
     
    drjupitor, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #6
    Ditto :) Just can' remember how many times i have read it earlier..... Still, it's refreshing..;)

    zAp
     
    zappy123, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #7
    I've read this many times. But it still makes me laugh. :D
     
    ganeshsrinivas, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    lycos Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Hey, I really like reading all your jokes. They are sure funny :)
    Maybe you should create a signature thread that says Jkadin's joke of the day
     
    lycos, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #9
    Ditto... ;)

    Yeah i agree, that sounds like a good idea Lycos... :D
     
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    #10
    Can't imagine how many times stuff like this really happens during the day. :)
     
    Business_in_2008, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #11
    I have my joke blog and my joke site in my signature plus my joke feed. The jokes that I post are not yet in the blog or website these are new.
     
    jkadin, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #12
    I have read this before. Yes it is a very nice joke. :D
     
    mimm, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #13
    Yeah ive seen this before but it still makes me laugh each time :)
     
    ctforumsdotorg, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    #14
    haha..thats a very very good joke
     
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    1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

    2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

    3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

    4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

    5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

    6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.

    7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

    8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

    9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

    10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
     
    jkadin, Sep 20, 2008 IP
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    These three points made me a philosopher :eek:
     
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    #17
    Hahaha.......nice one. :D

    That was one shocking mail!!
     
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    Lol......... hahahaha
    Nice one
     
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    #19
    hahahha lol
    Very nice
    Good luck with ur joke
     
    dota, Sep 20, 2008 IP
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    #20
    Good Smile Here !!
    Ha....Ha....Ha.....
     
    dipal76, Sep 20, 2008 IP
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