one of my best Sex jokes

one good joke deserves another:

Seventy-three year old Sol had worked in the garment center all his life, never finding the time to get married. But one day a beautiful seventeen-year-old girl walked into the store and it was love at first sight. Within a month Sol and Rachel were married and on the way to Florida for their honeymoon.

"So how was it?" asked Herschel, Sol's partner, on the couple's return. "Oh, just beautiful," replied a starry-eyed Sol. "The sun, the surf . . . and we made love almost every night, we--"

"Just a minute," interrupted Herschel. "At your age, forgive me for asking, you made love almost every night?"

"Oh yes," said Sol, "we almost made love Saturday, we almost made love Sunday . . ."

 

thats a good one "dwirch"

take this

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "F*** me! Can it whistle as well?"

 

LMAO I love this joke

 

That's a great joke! Very clever indeed.

 

Brilliant, very good thanks for the laugh good way to start the day

 

Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.
"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.

Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.

Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!"
"Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you.

 

Oh yeah? right back at ya:

Grandma and grandpa were sitting on their rocking chairs one lazy afternoon, Grandpa started feeling spry and reached over and gave Grandma's breast a squeeze and said " you know ma, if this would give milk we could get rid of the cow" To that Grandma said "yep we sure could". After a while Grandpa reach over to Grandma's crotch and gave it a pat and said "You know Ma if this could give eggs we could get rid of the chickens" Grandma said "Yep we sure could". After a short while Grandma reached over to Grandpa and started stroking his Jewels and said "You know Pa if this could get hard we could get rid of your brother.

 

lol lol jokes for the adults only .