If I sold English lessons on DP, would I make a killing?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ikaruga, Aug 31, 2008.

  1. kanwarjot

    kanwarjot Notable Member

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    #21
    can you help me:eek: I need it desperately
     
    kanwarjot, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  2. tendulkar2

    tendulkar2 Banned

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    #22
    Just Google it. You'll find many English Grammar lessons. Good luck:)
     
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  3. daniegb123

    daniegb123 Banned

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    #23
    Sond like good idea. Me think I will make a thread offer me service!

    Actually, I am having a think about possibly offering this. Sounds like a good idea! When I make a few hundred thousand; I'll give you your reward :D
     
    daniegb123, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  4. orlando2008

    orlando2008 Peon

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    #24
    Well...most of the members in DP are native englsih speakers except me~right?
    therefore I don't realise how come u said the DP members need of some English lessons....
    also I wanna know what the good english should be^^
     
    orlando2008, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  5. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #25
    you idea is good 1. for learning english is a lesson were learning.

    advice me plz! suggest me plz!

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    Seriously, the majority of people on DP are so preoccupied with making $3 USD that they don't have enough time to learn how to communicate effectively.
     
    Kerosene, Aug 31, 2008 IP
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    scfc16 Banned

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    #26
    worth a try
     
    scfc16, Aug 31, 2008 IP
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    wussadotcom Banned

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    #27
    tis a good ides. dobby wants to learnt too.. :)
     
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  8. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #28
    Actually, the majority of DPers across different sections speak a first language other than English. And most can't string a good sentence together...yet they'll put on their top hat and claim to be an English SEO expert while proposing outrageous rates.
     
    Ikaruga, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  9. Agent_Dweeb

    Agent_Dweeb Peon

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    #29
    suggest me plz,,, i ned money very much for webmastering,,,,,,, king regards thnks bless u
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  10. KingPin08

    KingPin08 Banned

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    #30
    Funny you say that. Just the other day while being a dick in someone's thread I seen a signature link with something like "SEO Leicester", referring to Leicester here in the UK.

    So of course me being me I clicked the link because I was curious and found that whois was in India and after reading the content I couldn't help but think "hmm".

    Especially when the body copy had words like "SEO Expertz" and "Now dear, we will teech you SEO".

    So, Ikargua, I think you're onto a winner :D

    KP
     
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  11. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #31
    hi agent ,

    im suggesting to u. u can write forums on posts and u can make good money off that. maybe 10$ in 1 day if ur expertly skilled.

    regards
     
    Ikaruga, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  12. KingPin08

    KingPin08 Banned

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    #32
    Dweeb, considering my offices are based in Leicester, I had to check out my "competition".

    My business partner lives in your neck of the woods.

    KP
     
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  13. Agent_Dweeb

    Agent_Dweeb Peon

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    #33
    Did you know that Leicester is PRIME for Indians?

    No seriously, I have been there.


    hi ikaruga,,

    i sugest olso u can copy paste words in2 spredsheet den u can make more monies out of dat

    regards

    Neck of the woods as in :eek:
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  14. anions

    anions Notable Member

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    #34
    man.

    now i see i have so much competition at dp.

    i think i offer my services on other forum now.
     
    anions, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  15. kanwarjot

    kanwarjot Notable Member

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    #35
    I never got any reply for my review copy request :p
    the op needs to read the request of each future client :D

    @Anions Let me know which forum are you going now :D would love to read how you reply to others there:)
     
    kanwarjot, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  16. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #36
    Kind Sir,
    r u Bret Easton Ellis? This kwote wuz frum the 1991 novel American Psycho:)
     
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  17. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #37
    here's your review copy

    [​IMG]

    when youre man enough to move on to Hop on Pop holla at me
     
    Ikaruga, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  18. Agent_Dweeb

    Agent_Dweeb Peon

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    #38
    I'm game!

    Give me a review copy.
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  19. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    #39
    I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    ok sir, here is urs

    [​IMG]
     
    Ikaruga, Aug 31, 2008 IP
  20. kanwarjot

    kanwarjot Notable Member

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    #40
    Here is my review :
    I asked for review copy twice and in the end instead of a ebook the OP gave me a pic :D
    I don't want to spoil his thread but really this is not the service I would recommend to my DP friends :p

    BYW I am ready to learn :D
     
    kanwarjot, Aug 31, 2008 IP