this guys name was Harry, Last name was Wiener. = Harry Wiener. Then his brother was, Seimore. = Seimore Weiner, say those name out, and you will see
Smack. In high school I really did have a teacher named Mr. Smack. His first name was Richard, and he went by the nom d'plume Dick. Yeah. That was absolutely humiliating for him I'm sure, but for what ever reason he didn't feel the need to go by Richard. Dick Smack. Poor man.
There was a guy in school with the last name "Gay". I really don't think you could go any worse than your last name being gay.
In real life - Tyson Gay - the sprinter from the U.S. In fictional life - Chandler Muriel Bing - from FRIENDS.
A few years ago I was sitting in the Doctors waiting room when the receptionist called out "Mrs Doris Dick, the Doctor will see you now!" I had to hide my face behind the magazine I was reading to hide the smirk on my face.