I Own Google, So What Do You Want?

Discussion in 'Search Engine Optimization' started by glenndorsey, Aug 1, 2008.

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  1. The Peoples SEO

    The Peoples SEO Well-Known Member

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    #21
    Can I Get a back Link to Google.Com ;)
     
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    #22
    I want to be ranked some keywords on the top, just small wish!:D
     
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    Ok, I think I own Google more than you do first of all as far as market share goes.

    What I want from Google is to introduce other ad programs than adsense. Email creatives, inline text ads, etc...
     
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    rchase14 Active Member

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    Sorry dude....its going to take more than you owning a couple shares of Google stock to get things changed....
     
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    MarketExpert Well-Known Member

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    #25
    So this guy actually owns Google? You gotta be kidding me. The guy has points for trading on DP and has 3 sig links. You think the owner of Google gives two shits about minor traffic from forums?

    My request was actually the most reasonable one of all of them.
     
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    nipon91 Peon

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    #26
    interseting !!!
     
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    milvos Peon

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    #27
    I want someone to come along and create some real competition for you, sorry but there must be someone out there up for the challenge.
     
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    shaun_ru_th Active Member

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    #28
    I want you to ban all my competitors from google.and I want you to change your "google adsense" name to "google nonsense".
     
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    skypeace Well-Known Member

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    #29
    Redirect to my site :p
     
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  10. glenndorsey

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    Sorry I haven't responded lately. I have been busy working with my board to fulfill all of your requests. As long as you continue sucking up to Google (me), your dreams will come true.

    Any other wishes?
     
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    #31
    can you enlarge my equipment?
     
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    Just stick a vaccum hose on it for a few hours. ZOOOOOT
     
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    #33
    Since you own G, I'd be happy to take the #1 spots for sex, online poker, and travel (and all associated tail keywords of course!). Think you can muster that? :D
     
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    #34
    Make it so the first 3 pages of popular topic search results aren't spam. Remove anyone from adsense who is simply flooding the internet with useless ad ridden pages that offer nothing to the user.

    The net needs to restore consumer confidence. Get rid of the spammers, spyware'ers, domain squatters etc.
    Go back to the old days where to make money you needed to actually provide something to the user by way of good content -- rather than trick the user into somehow clicking/popping up an ad.
     
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    Karunakar Banned

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    #35
    Can u redirect Google to my site for a period of 1 month?
    I will give u 1 million dollers....??????
    what do u say????
     
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