I Own Google, So What Do You Want?

Discussion in 'Search Engine Optimization' started by glenndorsey, Aug 1, 2008.

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    I just wanted to announce to all of you peons... I mean webmasters... that I now own Google. Since I am feeling sorry for you (not hard to do after looking at all your SPAMMY seo work), I am taking requests.

    As the new owner of the Big G, what do you want me to do? How can I make you happy, from a seo point of view?
     
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  2. atulperx

    atulperx Banned

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    Just make my blog domain name PR 9 for one year only . I will be a next millionaire webmaster .
     
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  3. glenndorsey

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    I usually reserve pr9 for sites that spend A TON on Adwords. Assuming that you are too broke to do so, how do you propose to pay me? Also, are you just looking for the pr to sell links, or do you want serp power as well?

    Let me think about this, after you give a few answers, and I will give you an answer. I do think you need to do a lot more butt kissing in the meantime though.
     
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    I want, no, I demand you to change Adsense to Adnonsense cos thats how I truly feel about em...
     
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  5. glenndorsey

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    You demand GOOGLE to do what? Huh? Ummm... that name is kind of catchy isn't it? Adnononsense... sounds serious doesn't it? I like it!
     
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    atulperx Banned

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    I want pr 9 , so my all post get indexed in fast speed . Who care to sell links . If can have pr 9 than i will get good advertisers via ad networks .
     
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    The ONLY ad network I will allow you to employ is via Adsense. If that is a problem, I'll send you back down to pr n/a and de0index you faster than you can blink! I am GOOGLE!! Hear me roar!!
     
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    I want my all sites to be a PR10 can you ? :p
     
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    so.ray2000 Peon

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    i want sell my site to your company for 1 million.
     
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    I don't care about page rank! I just want my websites to appear first for keywords I choose.
     
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    Can I buy a front page link?
     
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    downloadthenet Active Member

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    I don't have the kind of money you want, but I'll guarantee to keep adsense on my site permanently, and kiss your butt with every aspect of my site, and give you kick-backs, if you rank me #1 for my chosen keywords. Of course my site will have to be full of useless spam as required for top position.
     
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    kanwarjot Notable Member

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    Oh yea!! if thats true i am planning to overtake your company...my lawyers will soon contact you so that we can talk on price per share and other costs related to Mergers and acquisitions:p
     
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    when a user clicks search can you redirect them to my website? please please lol
     
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    Delete pagerank all together ;)
     
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    what are your proof that you own google? I own google as well but too bad its only in my dreams. Well if you can make my sites be PR9's then its cool. :)
     
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    Can we have a fair system that doesn’t require a webmaster to spend years building up quality inbound links. Just Give us back relevant results for our queries, and delete all the made for adsens sites. And get rid of the rest of the bells and whistles we all have to go through as SEOers, thanks google :)
     
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    Can you give me a PR7 as I named my first born Google? Also thank you for making me the #1 result for "Tingle Crotch"
     
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    Add Cents is still the perfect name. If they were ad-dollars, we'd have a problem.
     
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    I want 50% share in Google :)
     
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