I pray to the Google Gods...

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    I pray to the Google Gods and beseech you...

    to expediate my pagerank on all of my websites.

    I know you see everything, so please hear my prayer!

    I know my websites were just started in mid-June,

    please forgive me for not starting them sooner.

    You have seen me aquire 600 backlinks for each of my sites. I have toiled for hours upon hours and days upon days to satisfy your pagerank standards.

    Why, oh why haven't you indexed them?

    Be merciful, oh Google Gods, I beg you for your mercy.

    Please don't make me wait three to six months for another google update!

    In the name of Google, I pray, Amen!
     
    oregonthunder2, Jul 26, 2008 IP
  2. desilator

    desilator Peon

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    Praying gets you know where. Only hard work.
     
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  3. KingPin08

    KingPin08 Banned

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    #3
    Ooook.

    Not quite sure what the point is.

    KP
     
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  4. Ikaruga

    Ikaruga Active Member

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    Give me a few more minutes to update PR around here, jeez
     
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  5. oregonthunder2

    oregonthunder2 Active Member

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    lol, thats funny
     
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  6. allout

    allout Prominent Member

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    Did it work? I do not think so. :D

    This has to be up with the stupidest threads. :rolleyes:

    Here is a good article for you anyway Google Is Not God. :D
     
    allout, Jul 26, 2008 IP
  7. oregonthunder2

    oregonthunder2 Active Member

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    Its only a joke!
     
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  8. Dysturbed

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    Ehh... okay? Well. the Google gods will only help you if you donate. So do it now!
     
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  9. mxyzplk

    mxyzplk Well-Known Member

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    work hard first, after you work hard... then you should pray :D
     
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  10. rockinfuture

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    Nice prayer buddy. Even I was nervous but that was after doing loads of hard work. Page ranks are updated now, so tell me what was your prayer's result...
     
    rockinfuture, Jul 27, 2008 IP