If World War 3 started what will you do?

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  1. homebizseo

    homebizseo Peon

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    #21
    webwork you have got me worried now. But the strange thing is.....I can't help but laugh. Rofl
     
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    pingpong123 Well-Known Member

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    #22
    I would start to prepare to buy a house that is built either in a mountain or underground. I saw one such house a few years back built into the side of one of the colorado rocky mountains, it was protected againsta ll radiation and had its own pipeline and purification process.
     
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    xmartel Active Member

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    #23
    I'd fight to protect my country.
     
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  4. Rebecca

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    #24
    I would sell tasers to the elderly at huge profits, so they can protect themselves from the gangs that are trying to euthanize them and steal their wheelchairs.:p
     
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    #25
    drink coke and hear my favorite song for the last time while i'm closing my eyes.
     
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    #26
    I would find the do-gooders trying to help the helpless and make sure they were either eliminated or recruited to the dark side.
     
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  7. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #27
    I will assemble my massive army of old people upon you and show no mercy!
    (Except between the hours of 8pm to 5am when they will be sleeping.)
     
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    #28
    I think that's where I would be defeated.

    No matter how much morale I could muster among my troops, I would be certainly be defeated by your vicious bloodthirsty throng of elderly. They would incite fear among my men as they chomp their dentures and wave their canes in the air in a threatening fashion.

    My only hope of survival is planning a sneak attack during reruns of Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.
     
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    #29
    I will defend my country........
     
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    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #30
    It won't be pretty. Any attempt to advance upon the old people army during the Wheel of Fortune, will be met with hour long stories about what it was like when they were your age. No hope. Surrender now, while you still have your sanity.
     
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    #31
    I would welcome World War III as John Hagee's promised Apocalypse. To war with Iran and Russia on the side of Israel would solidify our good standing with God and promise heaven on judgment day.
     
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    #32
    Move to Canada.
     
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    #33
    Are you accepting recruits yet? I'll help euthanize the elderly. I used to work in a group home, and have built up a resistance to their hour long stories of days past. ;)
     
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    #34
    OMG! I think I've found my second in command. General Hoffman, you will lead our troops to victory with your superhuman abilities.
     
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    #35
    Since you have left me with no other recourse, I am forced to use my secret weapon. At 14:00 hours, I shall begin the process of issuing all drivers licenses, back to the old people, along with an ad to play bingo. Anyone in the streets will most certainly perish, unfortunately, this includes innocent civilians as well. I am very sorry it has come to this, but it is the only way to stop Webwork's ring of terror. May G-d forgive me.
     
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    #36
    Oh noez! Public transportation for me! :eek:

    That's ok. As newly appointed general, your geriatric army will soon begin receiving gifts of adult diapers and denture cream, showing our commitment to peace. Now where did I put that smallpox culture...
     
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  17. Barti1987

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    #37
    We will turn into animals, again.

    Peace,
     
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    #38
    that's really cool.
    but which animal we will change too..???:confused:
     
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    #39
    Not animals in physical sense, however more of mentally.

    When there are no rules, which I assume is going to happen after a nuclear war, humans treat each other with no regards to humanity sense. They will kill each other, steal, sell and worst of all try to control each other.

    Peace,
     
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    #40
    So...how is this any different than how humans treat each other now? In fact, how is that any different than any other time in human history?
     
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