WTS: Make A Billion $ In 30 Seconds!!

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  1. glenndorsey

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    I told you guys it works!!!! I just made another e-book billionaire.

    Ok guys. Now you have seen the proof!! Please pm me as soon as you are ready for my paypal. I already have 17 successful buyers that have made a total of over $20,000,000,000!!!!!!!!! Only $9,999 guys. Pony up! :p

    Thanks for the green rep guys. Not asked for, but appreciated.

    A much bigger thank you to the guys handing me all the red rep! That's pretty funny man. You scammers and e-book review beggars (which are just as guilty as the scammers) are a trip! Instead of stating your case in this thread, or at least placing your name in the red rep, you just curse at me with no name. Funny!!! Why don't you explain your scams here.

    Hell, I may make this e-book my full time job. The more people that read this, and get it, the less you scammers will make. That rocks!!

    :p
     
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  2. Rajaie

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    You just saved me the time it would've taken to write a very similar post to this, thank you :)
     
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  3. cahmedioun

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    any review copy left ? damn seem to be late. btw congrat with your sales. waiting review from senior and reputable member.lol
     
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  4. glenndorsey

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    You bet. :)

    Review copies? Only if you promise to say something good about my book and tell others to buy it, without employing the methods stated within it. I need you to help me sucker others into buying my crap. You live up to your end of the bargain and I will make sure that you always get a review copy.

    :p
     
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    hahaha nice 1

    by the way does your ebook show how 2 start a new business that would make me richer then bill gates ?? with investment of 1$ if so pm me your paypal ready to be scammed anytime
     
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  6. glenndorsey

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    You don't even need $1!! Heck, I will give you $100 to get started (after you pay me), or I can show you how to cheat some company for nothing. You are about to be so rich. Sending pm now so I can scam you.

    :p
     
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  7. kentuckyslone

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    Dear Sir,

    My time is very valuable to me as I am so busy writing ebooks all the time.

    Is there any way that I can make a billion dollars in only 15 seconds?

    If so then I would be glad to send you $9,999.00 for your wonderful ebook.

    I apologize but I just cant spare a full 30 seconds of strenuous effort at the moment.
     
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  8. glenndorsey

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    15 seconds huh? Sure, I can do it, but it will cost you double (in advance). :p:p


    Hey mods. Why did you move this thread?? I was selling an e-book here just like all the scammers in bst. What gives?? Talk to me. :confused:
     
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  9. sweetfunny

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    OMG IT WERKS!!

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    I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING... After buying the OP's Ebook, i didn't buy any more of those "other" Ebooks or Fake Pagerank links and all that money just APPEARED IN MY ACCOUNT!!

    I didn't even have to make a transaction! Thanks OP Rep+ for the book, money well spent!
     
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  10. glenndorsey

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    Another multi billionaire thanking me!!! Another one folks! When are you sheep going to line up and start paying for this thing? I already sold 99 copies. There is only 1 left. You better buy now before I pull the plug on this puppy forever!!


    Gawd dangit why was my money making thread moved to general chat??????
     
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    I'll do one better, you give me $1000000000000 and I'll pay you interest of 3.95% APR Compounded :D
     
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  12. glenndorsey

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    I wish I could but i have all my billions tied up in this get rich e-book.

    :p
     
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    sweetfunny i think is $10.256.878,30 USD ;)
     
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  14. glenndorsey

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    How dare you challenge my reviewer with tons of rep here!!! :p
     
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    Well, how much for a 22 second method to make only half a billion?

    Look, I am trying to haggle here and negotiate as good a deal as I can get. I really want to buy your fabulous ebook, but I dont want to spend more than I have to.

    I have another question. What will we do with all this money we make? I mean are you going to help cover the costs of transporting all this cash to the bank? AHA! You left out that bit eh?
     
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    Are you sure you own reseller rights for this e-book?? And does this use bots? I am interested in buying this :)
     
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  17. kentuckyslone

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    Bots? Nobody said anything about bots. I might change my mind. japindiam you may have knocked the OP out of a sale here. I was trying to negotiate the best deal, but if there are bots in the book I may go elsewhere. So Glenn - Bots or Nots?
     
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  18. MelogKnaj

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    In regards to the OP, so, so true.
     
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    I do that all the time, please send me a review copy :D
     
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  20. glenndorsey

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    Ok guys! Let me try to address a few issues. This billion dollar special is just selling like hotcakes I tell ya!!

    To the guys that want to review this--- If you pinky swear to support my scam by acting like you have already gotten rich by it, I will give you a review. then i will support your future scams. Also, if you promise to send me a dirty pic of your sister, I will throw in an extra buck for your honest review. Deal? Awesome!!

    As far as the money transfer goes-- Good point!!! Getting you billion bucks to the bank is going to suck so bad! Personally, I have found that hiding it in a big pile of horse chit works really well. Then your customers won't know if your scam stinks so bad, the money, or the horse chit itself! As far a paying me goes, just send me your home address and I will swing by next week. But don't call me until you have at least a billion!! Geez... I do have better things to do.

    As far as doing a smaller deal goes--- Sure, we can break this up however you want. I prefer to keep it in 5 second increments if possible. Like if you just want to make 5 seconds worth of easy money (around $166 million), we can work something out. just send me your banking info and we can square that away.

    Hurry up guys!! Everyone else around you is getting rich already!
     
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