I even paused my iTunes to read it lol. The sad thing is, most people aren't shocked by the possibility of that actually happening. It's a common occurrence in some cities now a days.
Oh cmon, it is a simple copy and paste. That means you have wayyyyyyyyyyyy to much time ON YOUR HANDS.
oh my I was very moved on the first part and it really scared me until............ duh I hate you lol
Hahaha...you got me right to the point of being worried about your lifenot to speak about the world in which you're living in... very good joke, mate!