Funny Chats with Hostgator,Hostmonster etc =))

Well, I got these in my email as a forward...Here they are

Welcome to HostGator Live Chat! You are now chatting with 'Gary M'

Gary M: Welcome to HostGator, how may I assist you?

gaza: hey whats the rate of fish today ?

Gary M: I'm not sure. This is a hosting company.

gaza: you sell gator right ?

Gary M: We sell hosting. Our company is hostgator.com

gaza: Oh sorry i thought u sell fishes and gator

Gary M: No we do not. 

gaza: ok do you have any idea ?

gaza: where i can buy fish online ?

gaza: pls help me 

Gary M: I do not. You can do a google search of this.

gaza: ok thank you

gaza: 

Gary M: You can use google.com to get advise on that.

gaza: you dont help me im sad

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CHAT WITH THEPLANET

Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Davisson N.
Davisson N: hello
Davisson N: how can I help yu?
Davisson N: you*
Customer: Hello
Customer: What is the rate of the Planet ?
Davisson N: please elaborate
Customer: I wanted to buy asia 

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Hostmonster :

 Korban [9:27:08 AM]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
[9:27:22 AM]:  How can I help you?
Mr. Monk [9:27:36 AM]: Hey what's the current rate of monsters?
Korban [9:28:03 AM]:

    HostMonster.Com offers one set of Hosting Features and four ways to pay. All Hosting accounts are paid for upfront and in full at sign up. If you would like to see all the plans, pricing, terms and options that HostMonster offers please review our article HostMonster.Com Pricing

Mr. Monk [9:28:54 AM]: I need a 3 eyes one, about 20 feet tall, and should be pretty strong...I'm going to duel with my friend tomorrow so I need a strong one
Korban [9:29:26 AM]: No idea what your talking about
Mr. Monk [9:29:40 AM]: Well...I'm talking about monsters?

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BLUEHOST:

Name: Korban
Web Site: Bluehost
Department: Sales
Question: How may I help you

B. Christen [10:16:06 AM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, What can I assist you with?
Korban [10:16:06 AM]: How may I help you
B. Christen [10:16:09 AM]: Hello
Korban [10:16:23 AM]: how may i help u?
[10:17:48 AM]: i want red color servers..you have red ones or only blue>
[10:17:49 AM]: ?
B. Christen [10:18:35 AM]: We have invisible servers.
Korban [10:19:32 AM]: can u email me the server? i will see its color and pack it...also what is the rate?
[10:19:53 AM]: you are so unprofessional..i am reporting you to FBI. Have a nice day :)
B. Christen [10:20:43 AM]: okay please contact us for actuall hosting questions.

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THEPLANET 2

Customer: Hello,How are u?
Daniel Crow: great
Daniel Crow: how are you?
Customer: yes i am fine :)
Customer: i want to buy the planet
Daniel Crow: buy the planet...
Daniel Crow: ok
Customer: yes i want to buy the jupiter
Customer: do u sell moons also?
Thank you for using InstantService. You may now close this window.
Your session has ended. You may now close this window.

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OANDA :

OANDA: Thank you for choosing OANDA. How may I help you?
Jessie Lee: hi how are u?
OANDA: good thank you. how are you?
Jessie Lee: yes i am fine
Jessie Lee: how is your wife?
Jessie Lee: i want to talk about forex
Jessie Lee: do u exchangeUSD to USC ?
OANDA: what is USC please?
Jessie Lee: United states
OANDA: USD is United States Dollar, what is USC?
Jessie Lee: USC is united states cents
Jessie Lee: i want a sack full of 10cent coins in esxchange of a bag full of 100$ notes
Jessie Lee: do you accept paypal
OANDA: yes
Jessie Lee: please give me your paypal id
OANDA: if you wish to open an FXTrade account you will need to register online.
Jessie Lee: no i dont want to register online
Jessie Lee: do u accept e-gold?
OANDA: unfortunately, you are not able to use OANDA's services without an account.
OANDA: Anything else I can assist you with?
OANDA: As we have not heard from you in some time, this chat will be terminated soon.
Jessie Lee: Are u the director of teh movie terminator?

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awesome ones!

 

Hahahaha just Hilarious ! roflmao I cant stop laughing at the first 1 with Host Gator
Nice 1 mate

 

Hahahahah....this is freakin hilarious, costumer care guy must be pulling his hair making those funny replies

 

Help me try with this
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc...rvice&imageUrl=https://www.oanda.com/share/i/

Let us know the outcome

 

lol funny nice good to laugh.

 

Lol.,.Very funny all of them !

 

added mate

 

Rofl hilarious ones specially hostgator

 

Hahaha this is really hilarious

 

Poor fellows at the other end

rotfl

 

That prob cost me a buck in support costs. lol

 

LOLZ, They might be searching for another job ATM

 

i feel pity for those chat guys

 

lol. interesting huh?

 

are u hostgator support

 

I dont think so, just a username

 

FYI, he is administrator of Hostgator

 

That's hilarious! Nice job! LOL!