[Chocolate Copywriting] Hire me to write luscious copy!

Good day DP-ers!

I always believe that idle hands are the devil's workshop.
After my current major project, I will be free to offer my writing services. Read on!

Why Chocolate Copywriting?
My two passions in life: chocolates + writing. I love them equally so and when passion is involved, you can be sure that I will do a great job!

About me:
Let's keep this short. I used to be a jaded Copywriter working in an international ad agency. I realized I could have more freedom and cash working at home, so I quit the crummy agency scene. Plus I got berated for the chocolate crumbs I regularly left on their posh carpet! No one can come between me and my ambrosia, grr.

What I can provide:
1. Website reviews
2. Tech articles (appliances, gadgets, live chat, mobile phones, VOIP, etc.)
3. Sports (MLB, NHL, NFL)
4. Marketing kit (inc. press releases, sales pitch and sponsorship packet)
5. Web content (most niches)
6. Finance (debt consolidation, Forex, loans, etc.)
7. Travel (Asia, Australia, US, UK)
8. Movie reviews
9. Rewrites
10. Real estate and property development
11. Corporate Stuff (Corporate Social Responsibility, annual report, messages from CEO)
12. SEO articles (Adsense, etc.)
13. Video game articles (game reviews, console news, etc.)
14. Home business (pet sitting business, ironing business, etc.)
15. Web-related (design, hosting, tech, etc.)
16. Advertising copy (brochures, recruitment ads, etc.)
17. General interest (DIY articles, gardening, comics, books, pets, household, personal issues, health etc.)

What I charge:
Between $0.01 to $0.02 per word, depending on the niche and your urgency. Bulk orders are welcome too!

My TAT:
Turnaround time depends on your urgency. I will be available at all times on GChat/GTalk/Y!M should you need me.

Payment details:
I accept PayPal and the occasional chocolate bar, lol

How to contact me:
1. PM me at DP
2. Email me at chocolate.copywriting@gmail.com

Coming soon:
1. My own site is in the works!
2. Samples will be posted
3. Client testimonials (I'm a newbie here but I've got clients who like my work!)

Thanks, have a great day!

 

You look like a promising article writer. Can you make ebooks?

 

I have knowledge in graphic design and can deliver your eBook in PDF format

 

hey Sakari,

please send samples, i need to hire someone for a few blog posts

thanks

 

I have sent PMs to interested parties. FYI, I have experience updating as much as 32 different blogs twice a week. Please PM me for the list. I don't own the blogs; I merely contribute to them

Thanks guys.

Slightly off topic: Those living in the UK, can you tell me if they still have Terry's Chocolate Orange being sold? They are sooo delectable <3 Tell me if I can order a couple online and I'll write you a free 300-word article

 

Hi,

Please pm me some info

 

Sakariwrites sent me a sample article and I was blown away by what he/she had written, it was great, I have now ordered some of my own and can't wait to recieve them, I will update you all when I do.

 

You Dan, is boy. Me Sakari, is girl. Me avatar says so. Lol!

Anyways, I've completed the articles. It was pretty simple as I write from experience. The topics are pretty interesting! Glad to be of assistance!

 

Hi,

Could you pm your price for ten 500 word articles & one 1000 word article - content will be the dating niche

Thanks for your time

 

Thanks, Sakariwrites for your great articles, you are a quality writer and I highly reccomend hiring Sakari if you want quality writing.

 

PM sent. What a coincidence, I just did 20 dating-related articles so I have ample samples to show! Thanks, Striped One!

Happy paying customer = more chocolates for Sakari. Thanks Dan!

 

Would you be interested in writing some copy for a local electricians website?

 

This reminds me of an OSRAM ad I did long ago. Anyways, I'll be glad to supply you with the entire web structure if that's necessary. Do let me know?

 

She did an excellent job . I m looking forward to build long term relationship (business relationship ofcourse with her .itrader on the way

 

Update:
Forgotten to pay my bills and now my ISP has cut me off =( Please stay tuned and I expect to have it reconnected today, in say 6 hours? I'll be online occasionally working to get some work done so do catch me if you can, before I get my net back.

I miss. Sigh.

 

Another update: I've gotten my Internets back, huzzah! Please PM me if you want to clarify details about future work while I complete my current tasks

 

A happy client back again with orders I have emailed you with some works. i dont know whether you have got them or not. Please reply when you wake up . It must be deep night there now

 

Still not had any copy provided to me, after payment was sent Sakaris internet went down.

Promised me my copy within 6 hours on the 1st july, its now the 7th?? Have sent a PM but no response.

Might still be having connection issues, but be careful.

 

I've sent many PMs and perhaps have forgotten about yours, my mistake. I will provide the copy soon as I am setting up my new wireless ISP. I am sharing my connection with an XBOX 360 and am unfamiliar with the process, so I need some help before I can proceed with my work. Sorry about this, mjwoodi.

 

They certainly are - and they are even for sale with worldwide delivery on on eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/L-K-TERRYS-DA...hash=item380018770940&_trksid=p3286.m14.l1318

How much for a 1000-word article on the Loch Ness monster?