lol, pretty funny, never heard that one before . how about some of george carlin's jokes: lady: Get on the plane, get on the plane! george: F*ck you ....Im getting in the plane -------------------------------------------- guy: Im pissed off!!!! girl: Atleast your not pissed on --------------------------------------------- Things that don't go together: Jumbo shrimp Military intelligence
ha ha the 1st one made me ROFL . . . 2nd one is ok , it would have been good if it had some conversation like the 1st one