please review my porn site

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  1. #1
    if you don't like porn, please leave. thanks

    nicest [.] asia

    is the content attractive as a porn site?
     
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  2. deathshadow

    deathshadow Acclaimed Member

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    Since I doubt anybody else will touch it, I'll give it a go.

    The layout looks 'broken' here in all browsers because of the sheer volume of white-space filled with... nothing, the fixed width layout that isn't even 1024 friendly, and the text in the boxes blowing out of their containers.

    The 73 validation errors means you'd be hard pressed to even call what it's written in HTML. You've got no doctype, javascript/AJAX for no fathomable reason apart from pissing off visitors, improperly used/unclosed tags, multiple redundant classes, and so much presentational markup you are bleeding almost as much bandwidth to code as you are images. You've got 25k of markup for 2k of copy and 45 presentational images - my best guesstimates would say that well over 60% of that markup is wasted as I'd be shocked to bring the same page in using more than 10-12k of code.

    It's a miserable /FAIL/ just waiting to be cleaned up. (like most of the girls on the site, just sitting around waiting for a towel. I say, I say, that's a joke son.)
     
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    prxylearner Banned

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    #3
    do you know 80% of my visitors bookmarked my site, and said they like the videos
     
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    We all appreciate your sacrifice.....;)
     
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    #5
    you guys are so mean. also are you helpful at all
     
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    #6
    two words....

    Constructive Criticism

    If you can't take it....don't ask for a review.
     
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  7. deathshadow

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    Well, that's probably because the cornerstone of any website regardless of subject matter is CONTENT. We need a conference where Tim Berners-Lee gets up on stage and does a Steve Ballmer impersonation yelling "CONTENT! CONTENT! CONTENT! CONTENT!" over and over.

    It's why my philosophy of web design is "Content FIRST" - I do not think about layout, borders, fancy graphics or animations until AFTER I've gotten complete copy and laid it out as semantic HTML - then and only then do I start bending the HTML to my will to create the layout in CSS and boot up the paint program to hang graphics on it.

    Desirable content users want can overcome almost any technical shortcomings as if they REALLY want it, they'll live with the problems.

    That and porn is an industry notorious for people who do NOT want to complain because they are afraid of admitting they visit the site in the first place.
     
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    #8
    Basically listen to the all knowledgeable deathshadow.

    Oh, I really meant that as well
     
    Agent_Dweeb, Jun 28, 2008 IP
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    Well there was that one scene on there that looked pretty good... Oh wait, you mean the design?
     
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    #10
    i agree with you. I know the design of that website is not good. However, i know content is the king, so people like my website as they love to watch my video. I only pick the one I personally like.

    After a week or two, i will clean up some of my videos with the view of less than 5.
     
    prxylearner, Jun 29, 2008 IP