Arrested Over 900 Times In 13 Years!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dgridley, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. #1
    This guy currently holds the record for most arrests, so many he has a website to chronicle his misadventures in "real time". Check this out:

    Current Status:
    Henry is currently in jail. He was booked on 6/22/2008.
    Stats for Henry Earl's Alcohol-Related Offenses:
    Total
    Number of offenses: 989
    Number of days spent in jail: 4081
    Year-to-date
    Number of Offenses: 24
    Number of days spent in jail: 147
    Overall
    Average # of days per year spent in jail: 240.06
    Average duration of incarceration period: 4.13 days
    Average duration of time not spent in jail: 1.95 days

    What's up with Henry Earl?
     
    dgridley, Jun 27, 2008 IP
  2. gnk_corp

    gnk_corp Well-Known Member

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    GOod grief. I guess some people just never learn their lesson enough...Either that, or they love visiting Tyrone for butt action. Christ. lol
     
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  3. winsoar

    winsoar Well-Known Member

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    #3
    What a claim to fame!
     
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  4. Ichigo91

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    #4
    Ehm, maybe he shouldnt get out so soon from jail?
     
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    RedXer Peon

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    #5
    I feel bad for him, I remember when this was on Fark a couple years ago. People thought he was some jolly drunk and it was a silly story. Then I saw an interview and the guy was depressed and knew he had a problem and wanted help. :confused:
     
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    mimm Banned

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    #6
    Maybe he doesn't have enough money for life, so he prefer go to jail so he can
    get food. :)
     
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    gurkic1 Peon

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    hahah :D this is so funny if that s real
     
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  8. splenditello

    splenditello Well-Known Member

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    #8
    thats a pretty impressive stint there. they must have more problems than a mathbook
     
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  9. dgridley

    dgridley Guest

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    #9
    I'd love to see this guy get some help. My grandmother was an alcoholic and it's no laughing matter..
     
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    real_skinner Notable Member

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    #10
    whew... what a RECORD... for sure he already got a lot of inmate friends.
     
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    xmartel Active Member

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    poor henry, hopefully he gets some help
     
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    gnk_corp Well-Known Member

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    #12

    There are people that will go that far just so they can have a roof over their head to sleep in, and food of course.
     
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    #13
    That's 989 offenses, right?
    I think offenses are different than arrests.
    Arrests are when you are taken into custody.

    Still, that's one hell of a record!
     
    PCSandwich, Jun 27, 2008 IP
  14. gnk_corp

    gnk_corp Well-Known Member

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    989 offenses is still alot tho. :p
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    er, could some one tell me what I can do to spend just a few days behind bars??!! I've never been lucky enough to do that and I would love to see what it's like to be behind bars for awhile! :D:D:D:D
     
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    #16
    LMFAO. Omfg, I LOLed so hard haha.

    Hmmm... well I *think* you can break a law or two... :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  17. ac3_spad3s

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    #17
    WOW! That is something I wouldn't be proud of with that much jail time and offenses.
     
    ac3_spad3s, Jun 27, 2008 IP
  18. gnk_corp

    gnk_corp Well-Known Member

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    lol yea...I was arrested once. Jail is definitely not what you call home, more like crackhead central lol. That one time deal was a good slap of reality in the noggin and I don't plan on going back ever again after the first incident. X]
     
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    #19
    Sounds like this guy is gonna get some serious E-Cred.
     
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    #20
    Jeez... that's not something to be proud of.
     
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