How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra. ******************************************************************* A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. ******************************************************************* Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ******************************************************************* Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?" Friend : Me too, after you leave. ******************************************************************* Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....??? ******************************************************************* Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai. ******************************************************************* Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! ******************************************************************* Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. ******************************************************************* Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born. ******************************************************************* Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first. ******************************************************************* Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. ******************************************************************* 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions ******************************************************************* Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows." ******************************************************************* Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey. Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!! ******************************************************************* A Lady Go to Departmental Store There Was a Sardarji, She asked him, "Lipton D Chah Hai Kya...??," Sardarji Replied : Mainu to Nahi hai Tenu hai to Lipat Jaa..!!
Whatever happen but it happen I hope you understand it. It's hindi Words. Nice jokes and some of new one.
I prefer short jokes. Nice and sweet. Really don’t like those jokes for half page. In the end you will forget what all was about.
Eng: Father to Son: If you consider all women as Mother then your character will be good. Son: But If I do then what about your character? Sardar: Why you increase the speed of Car? Wife: Due break fail, I increased it so we can reach home before we meet an accident. It's Indian Mobile Slogans. Airtel tell that " You can't find freedom anywhere ". I hope I did right translation.
@mimm: My Hindi is weak. But let me translate this one: Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Freedom like this is nowhere!" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Where you go our network follows"
Most of the jokes are funny!! Keep sharing buddy!!! But take care of the language as everyone is not Indian here like us...
Me too I don't get the chinese couple joke, But thanks for this it really did make my day. Thanks for the few laughs bro...