Adsense Is God

Discussion in 'AdSense' started by glenndorsey, Jun 24, 2008.

  1. #1
    It might as well be. I read my stats more than I read the Bible. :p
     
    glenndorsey, Jun 24, 2008 IP
  2. 3mice

    3mice Active Member

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    Thats very sad indeed. Dont trust in money..Jesus said you cannot serve money and God at the same time..seek the Kingdom of God, and his righteousness, then ALL this things (Adsense) shall be added unto you
     
    3mice, Jun 24, 2008 IP
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    Thank you for that said 3mice. Jesus loves us all. :)
     
    RShak, Jun 24, 2008 IP
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    gina.alessia Well-Known Member

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    dude, you made my day :)))))
     
    gina.alessia, Jun 24, 2008 IP
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    sultanofseo Notable Member

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    no! adsense is JUST adsense
     
    sultanofseo, Jun 24, 2008 IP
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    Adsense > Bible
     
    dollarmenuhero, Jun 25, 2008 IP
  7. abovesense

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    That is very true i do the same too

    sometimes i get excited because i am about to look again and again

    but dude take it easy,, it is human nobad
     
    abovesense, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    #8
    you mean "we believe in Adsense" :D:D:D
     
    seragon, Jun 25, 2008 IP
  9. glenndorsey

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    #9
    "In Adsense We Trust"?

    "One Internet, Under Adsense"

    "Adsense Damn You!"

    "Adsense, you look beautiful tonight!"

    :D
     
    glenndorsey, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    God brings peace to your life and Adsense (somewhat) gives you money! And your life is meaningless if you have no money. So in some case, Adsense is God. :D
     
    vnttn, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    DPian Well-Known Member

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    this is just nonsense.. you can make money other way too.. its not only adsense which gives you money and gives your life a meaning you can make money by doing something else too..
     
    DPian, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    You are wrong Mr.glenndorsey, Adsense is just a way of earning money. We can also earn money with other sources.
     
    dapper, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    Dude, dont just login into account many times a day. And never do from different IPs, this may lead to ban.
     
    powerboss, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    silveraden Banned

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    sorry...wrong post...
     
    silveraden, Jun 25, 2008 IP
  15. glenndorsey

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    Just woke up. Walked into the living room. Sat in my chair. Turned on the computer. Checked my adsense stats. I knew that the rest of my day (whether it would be good or bad) would be determined by what adsense had to say to me. If there was a lot of money in my account, my day would be awesome. If
    there was only pennies in it for today, I may as well just hang myself.

    I rest my case. Praise Adsense!!
     
    glenndorsey, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    JamesColin Prominent Member

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    #16
    Oh My Adsense!

    The difference between AdSense and God is pretty clear : AdSense is for real, God is an imaginary friend.
     
    JamesColin, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    :confused:Why have many clicks and so little money?
     
    sandro, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    small people ! adsense still adsense and god still god whatever happened!
     
    adrianzak, Jun 25, 2008 IP
  19. glenndorsey

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    Nope. If Google wanted to it could remove god. Just a push of a button and G could take "god, "heaven", etc out it's db. Then god wouldn't exist at all. Scary huh?

    That's why I am praying for Yahoo. We really need to make sure that Yahoo grows and isn't absorbed by Google. Yahoo may end up being the only search engine left that is willing to keep god.

    Adsense is a lot spookier than I really realized.
     
    glenndorsey, Jun 25, 2008 IP
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    Yeah adsense is god until something else comes along
     
    soniqhost.com, Jun 25, 2008 IP