Yeah, I was the only person with a VETTE at that race. Everyone else was driving a Pickup or an SUV. Red Neck Central if you ask me... This is not from the Hooters girls that day, but a few years ago in Chicago... This chic was HOT!!! BTW, I am the one to the left sticking my tongue out. Not sure why. That's my buddy Stu from Ohio with the Hooters Girl.
My pole is pretty long. Yes, I was in the infield. For the truck race, practice and qualifying. Then to the stands for the race. Here is my long pole in action at some guys farm.
ha-ha, I was totally going to mention that but I forget or was too lazy but you're damn skippy!! there's a place in town called Sexy Scissors...I can only imagine that it would be a good place to get some IBR (incidental boob rubbing)
Theres a topless hairdresser near me I think (think it's in Glasgow, can't remember for sure). Just go in, get your haircut by some topless lass and go out. It's mainly for guys (but I think they do girls haircuts too).
How didn't you guess? Don't be silly, women can't drive NOTE: Joking if you can't already tell... ps found an article on the hairdressers (no pics, sorry)
I've not been, but I remember seeing a picture of their staff in the paper when it just opened (all clothed before you ask, i'm surprised I can't find that article online), i'd say it's worth going sometime if it's still around that is