Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps high, everyone thinks the earthquake has come. Yo mama's so fat, when she get into the pool, all the water just disappear.
Yo mama is so fat and ugly, the zoo wants to hire her to keep the monkees from playing with themselves
Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a Best Ugly Mama contest, they rejected her and said No ugly mama's allowed . Not a very funny joke but I like it
Be better if it was; Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered a Best Ugly Mama contest, they rejected her and said professionals allowed. Yo mama's like a bowling ball, pick her up, finger her, chuck her down the gutter and she comes back for more! Yo mama's so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch! Yo mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw Yo mama's like a skateboard, flat chested and easy to ride
oh my. That's a man, those jokes would be "yo dad is so fat" here is the link off the photo www.weightbrief.com/images/fattest_man_alive.jpg