One of the funniest sayings my dad always told me was..."Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to go to heaven." Ill never forget that!
"Don't say anything on the internet that would get you arrested" Uh-oh... Speaking of which, the best advice my mother ever gave me was, "Never trust a girl who says she's sterile."
be confident, keep your head up. "don't look for coins on the ground, look up to where the notes are floating around."
"you get what you pay for" and he never once yelled at me or hit me.... i was very well behaved because I didn't want to disappoint him, not because I was scared of him