Yo Mama'

This might be a tad immature, but I think the general chat section needs a bit of spicing up. So how about it folks, let's get some E-battles going and throw down some Yo mama/Yo daddy jokes on the line. I'll start it off:

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it!


Keep in mind folks, this is just for fun and isn't meant to be offensive. Just for a good laugh is all.

 

I am highly offended. You don't even know my mother. Why would you say insulting things about her!

 

Cylon, no hugs for me?

 

Both my parents are dead. I am offended.

 

Proof? or is this just immature playing around?

 

This thread made me cry...

 

lol sorry people. Moderators feel free to close this thread.

 

dweeb has been added. thank you.

 

Thanks, shall we make a thread, to get people to wear this avatar.

 

Your momma is so fat it would take 10 Agent_Dweeb just to hug her!

haha keep them coming!

 

Your momma so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales starting singing we are family (aimed at bbrain017)

 

bbrian's momma is so fat, when she sits around the house she really sites around the house

 

bbrains017's momma so fat, she was on TV for eating the biggest burger, and I switched from channel 1 to 43, and her ass was still there.

 

your momma is so fat when she puts on a red dress neighbors yells out KOOL AID


EDIT: Thanks Agent_Dweeb

 

Isn't it Kool-Aid

Lol.

 

your momma is so fat when she go's the the cinema she sits next to everyone

 

Yes it's Kool aid my bad but none the less she's still fat

 

Lol, fat as in

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

 

i will show this threads to my parrent

 

Your momma is so fat when she passed in front of my TV i missed 2 movies.

Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

- Prilep